Definitions by HamBoneington

Slopulation

A word to describe the masses of barely-conscious, slop-consuming people who live among us.

I overheard two members of the slopulation speaking to each other today. One guy said he thought the Earth “stopped spinning” each night to let the sun rest. The other guy said “yeah man I’m not sure” and that the “school system” failed them because they were never taught “useful stuff, like how to do taxes.”

Slopulation by HamBoneington July 17, 2026