A (usually) chubby, overly serious guy who looks like he did four tours with the SFs/Rangers in
Afghanistan but actually never joined the service.
Wears only Grunt Style t-shirts spewing some crap about being a sheepdog, tactical pants, desert tan boots, Oakley sunglasses, and a multi-cam baseball hat. Typically accompanied by a neck beard. Only combat
experience is via air soft/paintball/
video games. Drives a giant lifted truck but can’t park for SHITE. Only listens to FFDP.