slothsexual

sexually attracted to sloths.

mom,dad...i'm slothsexual. sloth sexuality slothsexual dantops

by happy tortoise January 26, 2016

sophsexual

you straight but gay for Sophia diamond the Instagram star

I'm straight but I saw a girl on ig called Sophia diamond and at that moment I new I was sophsexual

by sophia.dbfh March 25, 2019

sloansexual

when you are only attracted to mark slon

“oh your straight? i’m sloansexual”

by mollieeeeee January 3, 2021

Slomosexual

A person whose sexual desires include people, animals, or objects that are moving slowly. Awkward situations arise (literally) around the elderly.

"Mom, Dad... I'm a slomosexual."
"Oh, bless your heart, Timmy!"

by Lenny Dee February 18, 2010

Slothosexual

Being sexually attracted to a sloth, and will usually get turned on by their slowness, because damn that's sexy.

"What's your sexuality?"
"I'm a slothosexual and proud." ;)

by Adora :)) March 7, 2017

Slutsexual

A woman who "claims" she is bisexual but has never been in a relationship with another woman and just makes out with her "girlfriend's" to get the men turned on when they are around thus getting sexual attention. This gives a bad name to people who are real bisexual's.

Sally: So is Megan bisexual?

Katie: No why?

Sally: I saw her making out with another girl at the bar last night.

Katie: Were there guys around?

Sally: Yeah, they were watching

Katie: No, she's just a slutsexual.

by thereissuchathing February 7, 2010

Sootsexual

It's like Dreamsexual, but instead of Dream, it's Wilbur. Yes, this is a real thing. I shit you not.

Dumbass: Hey guys guess what? I'm Sootsexual!
Their friends, family, Jesus, Satan, the holy spirit itself: We're disowning you.

by Samxboo April 2, 2022