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The act of pouring an ice cold alcoholic beverage down the small of your back and in between your butt cheeks, allowing it to cascade over your anus and into the recipients's open mouth. The resulting mixture tastes like a home made concoction of adult beverage and butthole.
Dude, I just bought bottle of my wife's favorite Chardonnay, when she gets home from work I'm going to giver her a slobken!
slobken by GhostFaceKillah1969 January 21, 2018
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The act of being chill and laid back with no care in the world.
Dude, i’m slookin right now
Slookin by ellie_bell9 May 9, 2019
Used by Gang weeders as an alternative term for smoking marijuana.
"just slonked some Gang weed epic style..now time to rise up,"
Slonk by hgfjmhtf September 18, 2018
To kill a critter, especially with a primitive weapon such as a blowgun or archery equipment, but can also be used to describe critters hunted with a gun. The term was originally coined by the slockmaster himself, Tim Wells.
There was a possum under the back porch, and we proceeded to slock him with the blowgun.
Slock by slockinshack March 1, 2019

Captain Slock 

It's in reference to Caps Lock. Cap. Slock, or Captain Slock. Some say he's a pirate but that has yet to be proven.
DO YOU DOUBT ME AND THE POWER OF CAPTAIN SLOCK?!?
Captain Slock by Lawlieter December 11, 2009
There’s no clear meaning behind what Slommy actually means and i would say that it is something that’s out of this world. People would say that it means Salami but for me it’s more than that. Slommy helps me get out of bed in the morning. Whenever I’m sad I just think about slommy and instants happiness fills me up. I love slommy and so should you. The world needs more Slommy
What do you wanna eat today?”

silence
“Slommy yes no beans
Slommy by slommyinmyheart April 24, 2020