Sloamd

The act of recieving obscene amouts of money from a close relative for your first capitalist venture, and still trying to pass yourself off as a self-made man.

First popularised by donald J Trump--an idiot--in the now infamous phrase "a Small Loan Of A Million Dollars"

example 1:

Donald Trump sloamd his way into the upper echelons of New York society.

example 2:
"So, Mr. Burkowitz, do you think Mr. Trump is a self-made man?"
Mr. Burkowitz: "Well, Mr. Schmidt, I remain undecided on the matter, seeing that he "recieved a small loan of a million dollars from his father". It may thus be fair to say that he sloamed his way up, just like Mr. Musk over there"

Sloamd by knight in filthy, filthy armor April 6, 2019

sloading 

slowly loading webpage

Man, facebook is sloading; I've been waiting 5 minutes to see her full body shot.

sloading by fx422 October 20, 2008

sload

a sloppy load; an extremely large and sloppy fat person, but sloppy fat as in jiggly arms, cottage cheese thighs and or thunder thighs, turkey neck, man tits ect......

we better hurry up and get some food before that sload hits the buffet table.
Oh my god.... is that a walrus????? maybe a manatee?????no its just that sload kirstie alley on dancing with the stars.

sload by TaneyTimes April 11, 2011

Slamdoozle

The coolest word in the world. It can mean almost anything you want, but is mainly associated with adjectives and verbs.

Omg, I wanna be just like that kid! He's so slamdoozle!

I just slamdoozled my computer. It's totally epic now!

Slamdoozle by CoolDude(tte) November 4, 2010

Sloading 

Due to slow connections or lag, stuff takes a long time to load sometimes, causing sloading.

"Check this page out! insert URL here"
"Oh man!"
"What?"
"It's slooooooading i.e. sloading!"

Sloading by Grebmops January 18, 2007

Slamdog 

A man that is found, by women of all sorts, sexually arousing.

Man, that Brian Ma sure is quite a slamdog!

Slamdog by CaptainSeanPaul October 23, 2010

Sloaded

The act of getting beligerently drunk and loaded in the vicinity of San Luis Obispo, CA, while making horrible mistakes and definitely losing your dignity.

WARNING: May result in death.

Dominic, Ryan, Vinnie, E-Boner, Leif, Beau, Nick, and Gibi's got way to Sloaded Halloween weekend.

Sloaded by Brokellar November 1, 2010