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slamazon 

a girl that is taller than you, who you would, if given the opportunity, have sex with
Dude, I wanna pound that slamazon.

Last night I was at this party, and it was a Slamazon Rain Forest. I really thought I was gonna get my dick wet in the Slamazon River. Turns out, I just got my ass kicked and went home alone.
slamazon by Young Money 69 September 9, 2010

Slamazon 

The part of the e-commerce website Amazon that specialises in selling Space Jam related merchandise.
"Howard where the hell where you? Horse surgery is a two-person job. You know that."
"Sorry honey. I was busy shopping on Slamazon."
Slamazon by jockerty April 1, 2019

DayZ StandAlone 

A game that will stay in alpha forever.
Mike: After 45 years this fuckin game is still in alpha! I have played Arma fuckin 17 DayZ mod and that already has more stuff in it!!

DayZ StandAlone Devs: Ok guys update 0.657 is out! Beta should be out next summer!!

Mike: "Gets bleach and proceeds to drink it"

Shamalon 

Shamalon |sh əˈmälon| : When you invert your t-shirt on your head in order to shade your shoulders and neck from the sun whilst lowering your core body temperature. Also very fashionable.
Wow, it is really hot. Perhaps I shall invert my t-shirt and cool down with some help from my shamalon.
Shamalon by ChairTableSeat January 1, 2011

Slammadong 

What you do to your friends grandmother. Normally at a theme based gathering. (i.e. party, church..)
Tonight the theme at the local bingo hall is "Slammadong In Grandma's Butt!".
Slammadong by KB8220 April 4, 2010

Scamdalous 

To buy out(very cheap)or steal one or more items with the intent of selling for a much higher price without the public buyers knowledge.
"I bought out ALL these items from dollar tree, I'm going to post them for $3 each on my offerup page, people will buy them because theirs none left in the stores"....

"You sure about that?Don't you think that's a bit scamdalous?"
Scamdalous by SKYKYK February 12, 2022
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proper lad 

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
Word of the Day on October 29, 2026
The number of years you are still sexually active
While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.
sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022
Word of the Day on October 28, 2026
A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.
You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.
womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011
Word of the Day on October 27, 2026
When your wife’s boyfriend let you sleep past 8pm 😎😎
Wife’s boyfriend: You have 5 more minutes
Me: Poggers!
Poggers by Just_Charles April 14, 2020
Word of the Day on October 26, 2026

Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
Word of the Day on October 25, 2026

Surf Dracula Syndrome 

A phenomenon in film/television series, most notably streaming series, where the main premise is drawn out to such a point that it takes an entire season or more to get the parts of the series the audience is actually interested in seeing.

For example, if a series is titled "Surf Dracula," a majority of viewers would tune in expecting to see Dracula surfing by the first or second episode. However, the entire first season would instead be tedious padding and backstory before finally ending with Dracula surfing in the last five minutes of the season finale.
I watched "Smallville" on Netflix the other day. Dude, it was ten seasons of filler before he finally flew! Major Surf Dracula Syndrome!
Word of the Day on October 24, 2026
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