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Sloaded

The act of getting beligerently drunk and loaded in the vicinity of San Luis Obispo, CA, while making horrible mistakes and definitely losing your dignity.

WARNING: May result in death.
Dominic, Ryan, Vinnie, E-Boner, Leif, Beau, Nick, and Gibi's got way to Sloaded Halloween weekend.
by Brokellar November 1, 2010
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Sloaded

An intense level of intoxication, only reached during weekends after a long week at a strict prep school, preferably a catholic high school. Not properly explained via words, this state of being can only be truly comprehended if experienced.
Priest: "So what are you boys doing this weekend, getting sloaded?"

Students: "... what does sloaded mean?"

Priest: "Its when you get so loaded, you can't say sloaded!"
by Aladdin...BITCH! November 10, 2010
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Sloaded

The point between being heavily buzzed and too full-on drunk/stoned/high to do anything, so you can't really do much but you're aware of your state. Usually associated with lazy drunks.
No, I can't go bowling tonight because I'm too sloaded to get off the couch.

I went to pick her up, but she was sloaded and would have been worthless.
by Camel Feet March 23, 2011
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sloaned

the act of being owned by a 3rd party that takes no action when a 2nd party blatently violates your rights even though the 3rd party is usually required to intervene.

Particularly used in basketball when the referees do not call a blatently obvious foul after someone has been viciously hacked by the other team
DAMN, that mothafucka got knocked to fuck out! what?! the refs didnt say nothing?! Man, he got sloaned!

or, in an office setting:

DAMN, that mothafucka copied his ass on the copier again and distributed copies to everyone in the office! what?! the bosses didnt say nothing? Man, we got sloaned!
by Bajan from TexAgs March 24, 2008
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Sladed

Fucked hard, vigorously beyond all possible terms. The slader is sweating bullets and experiencing the best sex of his life, while the sladee is getting her brians fucked out. Some entitle it hardcore sex, it can involve bondage, fisting, anal, whatever one feels like doing. Put blunly, the kinkiest, rudest, most gut wrenching, exasusting, tiring, hardcore sex of one's life.
You: "Dude, did you hear? Jennifer got sladed by Mike last night."

Friend: "Woah, I bet her pussy is torn to shreds."
by Petey121 April 27, 2008
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Slooded

Slooded is the same as the word "Baked" ususally related to being high off Marijuana.
Tre : Dude im hella baked.
Nibreezy : Me too dawg' im straight slooded.
Tre : Hell yeah.
by Nibreezy July 14, 2010
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Sloaned

person 1: "Man, she azzied me for a WEEK just for saying 'damn'!"
person 2: "HAHA YOU GOT SLOANED"
by DRN September 15, 2008
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