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Sloppy Sperm Slap 

The act of slapping a female with your jizz filled hand after intercourse.
After Mary recieved the Ethopian Eye Drop, her boyfriend wiped some jizz off her eye and performed the SSS (Sloppy Sperm Slap).
Sloppy Sperm Slap by Nigit November 17, 2007

Sloppy clam slap 

A sexual act believed to have originated from the quran it is performed by young boys on an elder infront of mecca the boy ejualates in the elders mouth then striking both sides of the elders cheeks opens his mouth then swallows the semen with is symbolic of Allah entering the young kid and blessing him with his seed of knowledge
I'm so jealous Mohammed got to perform a sloppy clam slap on his elder my grandfather dad before I could perform it on him I will never be blessed with Allah's knowledge
Sloppy clam slap by Handy mat July 19, 2019

Slap the Skippy 

When you play pool with your dick when you have a boner. The winner gets to jiz in the losers mouth
Aidan and Tyler played slap the skippy
Slap the Skippy by HoooHoooo December 2, 2018

Sloppy Slapping

A reference to sex sounds. Usually the getting railed variety.
I couldn’t sleep with the camp counselor railing the new kid in the upper bunch. The sloppy slapping was just too much.

I walked in the house and could hear some sloppy slapping going on in the shower.
Sloppy Slapping by Dick Onchin October 29, 2020

sloppy slapper 

When you take a shit, then dip you're dick and balls in the toilet, then run up to someone and repeatedly slap them in the face with you toilet dick. All while chanting "sloppy slapper". Then tea bagging them with your toilet balls before running away. Never having flushed the toilet.
John took his morning shit as usual, but got the urge to dip his dick and balls in before leaving the restroom. Once he had, he than ran into the kitchen and began repeatedly slapping Daniel across the face with his toilet water dick, while chanting "sloppy slapper" over and over. He than tea bagged him with his toilet balls and ran out of the room giggleing...

Sloppy SlapinHeimer 

The act of taking a shit in ones hand and slaping someone in the face and rubbing it in there teeth profusely.....
Hey Brandon.....That bitch was back talking me so i gave her a Sloppy SlapinHeimer....right up in her goodies.... that bitch smelt for weeks..