SlipShout 

It's what you have to do when you're trying to pass someone, and they block your way, either out of mental thickness, sense of entitlement, they're preoccupied or out of inconsideration. It's a huge sign of disrespect when you have to yell: "Excuse me," really loud just to get someone to stop staring at you and move out of your way. This is the SlipShout.

"Everytime I see that guy, I have to do a SlipShout."

SlipShout by MadamexXx February 25, 2009

slipshat 

A coousin of the word slipshod, slipshat desribes a particularly lazy or thoughtless visit to the lavatory, often requiring the next visitor to clean up after the aforementioned previous slipshat perpetrator.

I've had two bowls of vegan chili with two almost raw beefburgers, and my stomach has been churning for hours. I run to the bathroom at last and relieve myself. I'm aware that something akin to a rotary muck spreader is going on in the lavatory bowl, but I'm preoccupied and daydreaming.

With a cursory wipe and a half-hearted flush, I run off to attend to other pressing matters, without a glance back to check the state of my health.

Thrtee minutes later a work colleague enters the stall. To his horror, he is the victim of my slipshat behaviour.

Not only does the entire bowl resemble Jackson Pollack's brown period, but there's even some on the seat.

Vile!

slipshat by Arlo Barlow May 29, 2008

slipshit 

When you shit ur self, then it falls out ur pants and u slip on it.

John: *sees a kid shit his pants then it falls out*
Kid: ewwww *then he begins to stare at it*
John: WTF why are you looking at it?
Kid: idk
Then the kid walks forward and slips on his shit.

That is what a slipshit is

slipshit by Zeltzy on youtube September 9, 2019

Detroit Slapshot

Performed in a professional office environment...when a co-worker is on the phone, you blow your hole right in his or her ear with a rippling fart creating confusion and akward panic for both people in conversation.

"I was taking an order over the phone when he dropped a detroit slapshot on my shoulder."

Detroit Slapshot by Jarjo March 19, 2008

Slapshots 

A drinking game. Comprised of a set of people standing in a circle. One person at a time takes a shot of alcohol, and is immediately slapped in the face as hard as possible by the person to their left.

The person to the right of the person who was just slapped then takes a shot, and the process is continued. It is preferable if this game is video taped. Created by Malcom Murfin.

"Dude, Lindsay got slapped so hard by Malcolm last night playing Slapshots."

Slapshots by davegoldblatt3000 January 27, 2009

slipshod 

poor work, half-assed effort.

The plumber's slipshod repair fell apart within a day.

slipshod by Laura December 25, 2004

Canadian Slapshot

A male takes his penis and dips it in maple syrup. He then approaches a female, who gets down on her knees. The man then winds up, and slaps her in the face with his maple glazed boner.

Aww man her face was so sticky and bruised after that canadian slapshot last night, lol.

Canadian Slapshot by WELL IN THAT CASE, SNARF SNARF January 11, 2011