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slipshot
slipshot by jessica kenney November 5, 2003
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slipshot • slapshot • Slipshod • slapshotty • sligshot • slipshit • slipsnot • Slapshot a Beer • SlapShot JackPot • slipshat
slipshat
A coousin of the word slipshod, slipshat desribes a particularly lazy or thoughtless visit to the lavatory, often requiring the next visitor to clean up after the aforementioned previous slipshat perpetrator.
I've had two bowls of vegan chili with two almost raw beefburgers, and my stomach has been churning for hours. I run to the bathroom at last and relieve myself. I'm aware that something akin to a rotary muck spreader is going on in the lavatory bowl, but I'm preoccupied and daydreaming.
With a cursory wipe and a half-hearted flush, I run off to attend to other pressing matters, without a glance back to check the state of my health.
Thrtee minutes later a work colleague enters the stall. To his horror, he is the victim of my slipshat behaviour.
Not only does the entire bowl resemble Jackson Pollack's brown period, but there's even some on the seat.
Vile!
With a cursory wipe and a half-hearted flush, I run off to attend to other pressing matters, without a glance back to check the state of my health.
Thrtee minutes later a work colleague enters the stall. To his horror, he is the victim of my slipshat behaviour.
Not only does the entire bowl resemble Jackson Pollack's brown period, but there's even some on the seat.
Vile!
slipshat by Arlo Barlow May 29, 2008
slipshit
John: *sees a kid shit his pants then it falls out*
Kid: ewwww *then he begins to stare at it*
John: WTF why are you looking at it?
Kid: idk
Then the kid walks forward and slips on his shit.
That is what a slipshit is
Kid: ewwww *then he begins to stare at it*
John: WTF why are you looking at it?
Kid: idk
Then the kid walks forward and slips on his shit.
That is what a slipshit is
slipshit by Zeltzy on youtube September 9, 2019
Detroit Slapshot
Performed in a professional office environment...when a co-worker is on the phone, you blow your hole right in his or her ear with a rippling fart creating confusion and akward panic for both people in conversation.
Detroit Slapshot by Jarjo March 19, 2008
Slapshots
A drinking game. Comprised of a set of people standing in a circle. One person at a time takes a shot of alcohol, and is immediately slapped in the face as hard as possible by the person to their left.
The person to the right of the person who was just slapped then takes a shot, and the process is continued. It is preferable if this game is video taped. Created by Malcom Murfin.
The person to the right of the person who was just slapped then takes a shot, and the process is continued. It is preferable if this game is video taped. Created by Malcom Murfin.
Slapshots by davegoldblatt3000 January 27, 2009
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