slipshot

a car that side-swipes or t-bones another car in an accident.

"he tried to swerve but couldn't clear the other car in time, and bang! slipshot right into her."

by nitro November 8, 2003

slipshot

shit-ass way of doing stuff.

that was a real slipshot job you done washing them dishes bubba

by jessica kenney November 5, 2003

slipshat

A coousin of the word slipshod, slipshat desribes a particularly lazy or thoughtless visit to the lavatory, often requiring the next visitor to clean up after the aforementioned previous slipshat perpetrator.

I've had two bowls of vegan chili with two almost raw beefburgers, and my stomach has been churning for hours. I run to the bathroom at last and relieve myself. I'm aware that something akin to a rotary muck spreader is going on in the lavatory bowl, but I'm preoccupied and daydreaming.

With a cursory wipe and a half-hearted flush, I run off to attend to other pressing matters, without a glance back to check the state of my health.

Thrtee minutes later a work colleague enters the stall. To his horror, he is the victim of my slipshat behaviour.

Not only does the entire bowl resemble Jackson Pollack's brown period, but there's even some on the seat.

Vile!

by Arlo Barlow May 29, 2008

slipshit

When you shit ur self, then it falls out ur pants and u slip on it.

John: *sees a kid shit his pants then it falls out*
Kid: ewwww *then he begins to stare at it*
John: WTF why are you looking at it?
Kid: idk
Then the kid walks forward and slips on his shit.

That is what a slipshit is

by Zeltzy on youtube September 9, 2019

Detroit Slapshot

Performed in a professional office environment...when a co-worker is on the phone, you blow your hole right in his or her ear with a rippling fart creating confusion and akward panic for both people in conversation.

"I was taking an order over the phone when he dropped a detroit slapshot on my shoulder."

by Jarjo March 19, 2008

Slapshots

A drinking game. Comprised of a set of people standing in a circle. One person at a time takes a shot of alcohol, and is immediately slapped in the face as hard as possible by the person to their left.

The person to the right of the person who was just slapped then takes a shot, and the process is continued. It is preferable if this game is video taped. Created by Malcom Murfin.

"Dude, Lindsay got slapped so hard by Malcolm last night playing Slapshots."

by davegoldblatt3000 January 27, 2009

slipshod

poor work, half-assed effort.

The plumber's slipshod repair fell apart within a day.

by Laura December 25, 2004