Sleepwack 

The act of unconsciously wacking someone off while sleeping.

Waking up to your girlfriend jerking you off while she is sleeping. She was sleepwacking!

Sleepwack by Bolivian Bandit and Co March 20, 2009

sleepwank 

The act of wanking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unfuckingbelievably hot chicks.

Griigor: I should have my good sleepwank and a nap.

sleepwank by AnimusNine April 28, 2009

Sleepjaculate

The act of ejaculating while sleepturbating.

Male #1: "Man I woke up and I could tell that I was sleepturbating last night."
Male #2: "How?"
Male #1: "I had sleepjaculated on the sheets."

Sleepjaculate by JH417 March 2, 2011

Sleepwatching 

Sleepwatching:

When someone is sleeping through a movie or T.V show they put on yet denying being asleep, at most admitting to just “resting their eyes”.

While Sleepwatching the individual will never allow others to change the channel.

Defined by: Florzinha & ChampagneMami

#1:
- Adriana, are you sleeping?
- Just resting my eyes... I’m listening!

#2:
- Adriana, you're sleeping. Can I change the channel?
- Of course not! I’m watching this.

*Meanwhile Adriana has been asleep on the couch for 10 minutes*

She is sleepwatching.

Sleepwatching by ChampagneMami&Florzinha November 27, 2019

sleepwait 

The act of lying down and drifting in and out of sleep while you wait for something or some one.

1) I gotta go. John is sleepwaiting for me in the other room.

2) Jane alway makes me sleepwait. How long does it take to get ready for bed?

3) John: wyd?

Jane: sleepwaiting til my bf gets here

sleepwait by TeaInTheMoment August 9, 2017

sleestack 

unattractive female (usually found in seedy bars or trailer parks), on the sexual prowl for unwitting victims.

sleestack by Anonymous June 7, 2003

Sleepwalker (song) 

The most epic break-up song ever performed by a gay musician. Uses the element pf being stuck in a 'dream' (memory) of what seems to be a past relationship. Performed by Adam Lambert, a.k.a. Adam Glambert. Ends verses with 'Let me out of this dream'.

Tamara: Hey, Brittany, what's up with Danielle?

Brittany: Oh, she's just rocking out to the epic relationship anthem Sleepwalker (song).

Tamara: Okay...

Sleepwalker (song) by Loving Adam Lambert December 29, 2009