sleepwalk 

Sneaking out in the middle of the night, unbeknownst to your parents, and wondering around. Usually involves walking on train tracks. Also, almost always involves going to the local convenience store to buy food and drinks.

Yo man, you wanna sleepwalk tonight? My parents are going to be passed out drunk so they won't hear me escape out the downstairs window.

sleepwalk by SgtPepper12188 July 4, 2006

Sleepwalk 

Something a little kid does. When they get up, they can find themselves having sex with their dog, their sister, their mother... or worse, their gay sex partner!

Ugh... *Awakens*
.. *Blink Blink*

Where am I?

(You hear an "Uhhhhh" from the man under you.)
(Knowing you're a man, you immediately get up and...)
I SLEPTWALK!?

Man you are having sex with: You had to sleepwalk and sleepsex. Keep going!

Sleepwalk by ’jl January 5, 2008

sleepwalk capsules 

Any halucinogenic drug. Refers to the halucinations you experience while under the influence of halucinogens, as they can be like dream, but in a conscious state.

Also a song by the band "At The Drive-In".

Dude1: Hey, you're acting kinda wierd, man.
Dude2: You know that last tab of acid I was saving?
Dude1: Yeah?
Dude2: I dropped it.
Dude1: Far out, man. You took a sleepwalk capsule?

sleepwalk capsules by Crapper McGee March 27, 2004

sleepwalk sex 

When someone has sex with somebody else while sleepwalking, and usually doesn't even know that they did it.

Dude, John slept over my house last night, and he gave it to me up the ass at 1 a.m. while muttering something about trees!
Ahh, so he had sleepwalk sex with you?
Yup.

sleepwalk sex by Nirvana_Girl July 26, 2011

Sleepfalling 

The little spaz attack you get when you're falling asleep and think you're actually falling.

x: Why did you just do that? Are you having a seizure?
y: No, I was just sleepfalling.

Sleepfalling by WhileyCoyote January 21, 2010

sleepwank 

The act of wanking prior to sleep, so as to improve the quality of your rest and also have an excuse to think of unfuckingbelievably hot chicks.

Griigor: I should have my good sleepwank and a nap.

sleepwank by AnimusNine April 28, 2009

Sleepwatching 

Sleepwatching:

When someone is sleeping through a movie or T.V show they put on yet denying being asleep, at most admitting to just “resting their eyes”.

While Sleepwatching the individual will never allow others to change the channel.

Defined by: Florzinha & ChampagneMami

#1:
- Adriana, are you sleeping?
- Just resting my eyes... I’m listening!

#2:
- Adriana, you're sleeping. Can I change the channel?
- Of course not! I’m watching this.

*Meanwhile Adriana has been asleep on the couch for 10 minutes*

She is sleepwatching.

Sleepwatching by ChampagneMami&Florzinha November 27, 2019