Sleephipping 

When your coworker is a green dot on Hip Chat, but is actually sound asleep.

It looked like I was hard at work, but actually I was catching some serious Zs while sleephipping.

Sleephipping by Sleephipper May 1, 2015

Sleepimping 

When someone is sleepimping they spend more time sleeping and dreaming about being a pimp than they do awake being one.

Lucky spends more time sleepimping and dreaming about being a pimp than he does at work being one

Sleepimping by Da Gurugooglepimp ♌️🦁👑 July 8, 2019