Sleep Apnea 

When your breathing goes batshit insane when you sleep, causing you to wake up multiple times. Sometimes the patient stops breathing for extended periods of time, which can be fairly dangerous, seeing as you kinda need air.

Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzkjshfjkafasr I'M AWAKE OH GOD! Sleep apnea sucks.

Sleep Apnea by Haizhenberg July 29, 2012

sleep apnea 

A condition where the airway collapses and patient stops breathing in their sleep, this can be caused by enlarged tonsils, adnoids, uvula and soft pallet. Often associated with snoring and excessive daytime sleepiness. Most common form of treatment for sleep apnea is CPAP (continous positive airway pressure) which forces air into the airway and keeps the airway from collapsing. This eliminates snoring and apnea.

I think i have sleep apnea.
why?
I constantly snore and wake up during the night, i stay tired during the day.

sleep apnea by sleep tech December 10, 2008

Sleep apnea 

A health condition pertaining only to incels and unattractive people. Occurs from being either overweight, having recessed jaws, or both. Looking this way usually makes one unappealing to the opposite sex. Overwightness develops from gluttony. Recessed jaws develop when one slouches and mouth breathes throughout their growing years. Can lead to lower IQ, adhd, heart burn, neckbeardom, hatred of women and social rejection.

Have you seen that chad with the strong jawline? You can tell he doesnt have sleep apnea just by looking at his sexy jawline.

Sleep apnea by Warda86 December 12, 2019

Sleep Apnea Baby 

A term for someone who makes weird noises, can't breathe quietly, or otherwise makes a lot of strange but perceptible noises with their mouth.

"Did you hear Jack breathing earlier on call? He sounds like a sleep apnea baby."

Sleep Apnea Baby by Zak Saturday March 8, 2024

Obstructive Sleep Apnea 

Obstructive sleep apnea is a intermittent airflow blockage during sleep.It sometimes can occur after you listen to Lavender Town Syndrome. Obstructive sleep apnea is seen in all age groups, but the frequency increases with age and obesity.
Symptoms include snoring and daytime sleepiness.
Weight loss, sleeping on one's side, and decreasing alcohol consumption can help. The delivery of pressure via a face or nasal mask CPAP is often prescribed. Other common treatments include an oral device and surgery.

I had Obstructive Sleep Apnea after listening to Lavender Town Syndrome yesterday

Obstructive Sleep Apnea by Peanut617 AJ Animates June 3, 2018

sleep acnea 

Waking up in the morning to find a bunch of pimples, zits and blackheads on your face that were not there the night before.

Tom: "I had a terrible case of sleep acnea last night."
Pete: "What did you do?, you face looks alright now."
Tom: "I squeezed the pimples, popped the zits, and used a Biore strip to get rid of the blackheads"
Pete: "You need to see a psychiatrist."

sleep acnea by JacknRochNY March 14, 2008

Sweep apnea 

An inability to sweep the floor with a broom.

I went on a date with Kim and I picked her up at her house there was dog hair everywhere she must suffer from sweep apnea.

Sweep apnea by NewwordsJoe September 19, 2018