Definitions by Haizhenberg

Sleep Apnea 

When your breathing goes batshit insane when you sleep, causing you to wake up multiple times. Sometimes the patient stops breathing for extended periods of time, which can be fairly dangerous, seeing as you kinda need air.

Zzzz... Zzzz... Zzkjshfjkafasr I'M AWAKE OH GOD! Sleep apnea sucks.

Sleep Apnea by Haizhenberg July 29, 2012

Alcol 

Abbreviation (translation to dumbspeak: shortening) for alcohol.

Person A: "Turkish pepper shots taste like crap."
Person B: "Why drink it then?"
Person A: "32% alcol."

Alcol by Haizhenberg August 16, 2011