Sweep apnea

An inability to sweep the floor with a broom.

I went on a date with Kim and I picked her up at her house there was dog hair everywhere she must suffer from sweep apnea.

by NewwordsJoe September 19, 2018

Panorexia

A condition that allows a person to wash all the dishes in the sink but the pans.

My girlfriend does a great job on the dishes until her panorexia kicks in.

by NewwordsJoe September 19, 2018

Scygoggled

A building that was built completely crooked. Out of square.
A way people walk when their drunk on moonshine.

Jesus look at that barn it's all scygoggled.

He was so drunk he scygoggled over yonder and passed plum the hell out!

by NewwordsJoe September 12, 2018

Foostie

Fuzzy white lint that looks like cotton fibers on your clothes.

Hey come here you got a little foostie on your sweater.

by NewwordsJoe September 19, 2018