Definitions by NewwordsJoe

Panorexia 

A condition that allows a person to wash all the dishes in the sink but the pans.

My girlfriend does a great job on the dishes until her panorexia kicks in.

Panorexia by NewwordsJoe September 19, 2018

Foostie

Fuzzy white lint that looks like cotton fibers on your clothes.

Hey come here you got a little foostie on your sweater.

Foostie by NewwordsJoe September 19, 2018

Sweep apnea 

An inability to sweep the floor with a broom.

I went on a date with Kim and I picked her up at her house there was dog hair everywhere she must suffer from sweep apnea.

Sweep apnea by NewwordsJoe September 19, 2018

Scygoggled 

A building that was built completely crooked. Out of square.
A way people walk when their drunk on moonshine.

Jesus look at that barn it's all scygoggled.

He was so drunk he scygoggled over yonder and passed plum the hell out!

Scygoggled by NewwordsJoe September 12, 2018