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Sleep fapnea is a sleep inhibiting condition caused by a lack of needed fapping, or masturbation.
Man I was so tired when I got home last night I didn't get my rocks off, then I couldn't even sleep because of the damn sleep fapnea.
by faponfapoffthefapper August 08, 2009
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A medical condition whereas a human male doesn’t get enough air during sleeping so he involuntiarily begins to jack himself into the heavens
Helen found her husband on the edge of death, penis in hand, deep in the later stages of sleep fapnea.
by Johnny Luv1 June 07, 2018
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a condition when one masturbates in there sleep.
When I woke up in the morning my sheets were covered in semen and my dick was outside my underwear with my hand still on it. I have sleepfapnea
by Slickrick32 October 18, 2014
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Sleep Fapnea

1. Waking up to find that you are masturbating or have been masturbating in your sleep.

2. Being found unconcious with your penis in your hand.
Jesse "I woke up last night and i was bate-ing'

Cameron "Woah man, sounds like you have a bad case of sleep fapnea"
by jarmezzz February 13, 2013
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