Slappe

A spastic who lies about being a top shagger to people on the internet because he is a lowlife irl

Stop doing meth, you will turn into Slappe

by Ilicicishot July 3, 2020

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slappe av

It is Norwegian and it means, calm down, relax, take it easy.

Q:why is that ferry not leaving in time?
A:Slappe av, the machine is broken.

by Robin von Locksley September 16, 2018

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A spontaneous event which is associated with wetness like a puppy licking your face. Could also be used to describe any kind of unexpected, yet warmly received, gesture. Can also be used sarcastically to describe either mishaps or actions which could result in a mishap like leaving a banana peel on the floor (e.g., "Bro, nice slapperdoodle in the kitchen! Clean that shit up.")

"Look at little Charlie playing with the puppy! Aw, he just got a slapperdoodle!"

"The slug left a bunch of slapperdoodles on the front porch."

"Just as the night was coming to an end, she pulled out some LSD from her purse. The universe was giving me slapperdoodle all day long!"

by drbone August 29, 2013

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cell slapped

An act when someone is in the middle of a conversation and the other party whips out their cell phone, cutting the other participant off, and showing the back of their phone. Figuratively being "slapped" by the phone. Hence the word "cell slapped". A bit worse than a pimp slap.

Yo, I was talking to that bitch and she cell slapped me; How rude!

by mitchiethekidatsfh June 29, 2016

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Knee Slapper slong

A knee slapper slong is a penis long enough to slap against a man's knee.

Jaime is endowed with a knee slapper slong!

by I, Wreckerrr October 13, 2016

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Sapper Daddy

A deity to which combat engineers and saboteurs pay tribute. Sapper daddy gives the blessing of wreaking havoc to those who offer him well placed explosives

"How did your mission go?"
"Nicely. Sapper Daddy was pleased with our offering"

by Tankhardt March 17, 2017

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