Slapknut 

A name that the band Slipknot can be called instead. Why? Because they're gay and their music sucks. :)

"Hey, Chris, you still listen to SLAPKNUT?!"

Slapknut by Shinimegami January 5, 2005

Slapnut 

A term used by Jeff Jarrett in wCw to insult the fans. (Based off other definition of Slapnut)

"Listen up all you slapnuts, I am the chosen one."

Slapnut by ZJP April 22, 2003

Sergeant Slapnuts 

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

Sergeant Slapnuts by Phartman March 18, 2011

slapnuts 

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

slapnuts by JOE December 22, 2003

Slapnut 

Someone who is a douche bag, pain in the ass, mentally unstable, egoistic, fat, crackheaded, cumslut, adopted, useless, brainless, delusional, autistic, talentless, hopeless, gone case.
Or Someone who has negative IQ, lesser chromosomes, a missing brain, tunnel vision, plainly stupid, really something, been reading this.

Example 1
Person A: Hi Albert, How is your Day?
Person B: Wont you shut your fucking stupid fat bitch ass mouth you useless fucking stupid homeless adopted disfigured motherless Slapnut.

Example 2
Person A: *Munching onto cookies"
Person B: What the fuck you say to me you little under aged pussy ass Slapnut?!?!

Slapnut by _Gobblin May 3, 2020

slapnut 

Insult to be used in place of 'idiot', mostly for repeated offense of same idiotic behavior.

Yo slapnut....stop being such an assclown!

slapnut by Gregg March 8, 2005

slapnut magoos

A group of immature prepubescent boys.

The slapnut magoos giggled over a "that's what she said" joke at the lunch table.

slapnut magoos by Will Work for Wine July 2, 2016