slapnutz

n. a game in which the players attempt to catch each other by surprise by utilizing the back of the hand to strike each other in the scrotum.

Official rules of the game require players to verbalize the word "slapnutz" before making physical contact with other player's scrotum thereby giving notice, albeit short, of the intent to strike.

Often played at parties or other social gatherings and is especially embarrassing when played in the company a young lady that one of the players is attempting to tap.

Mark tagged in to the game of slapnutz, so his junk is fair game. He is such a tool bag.

by G Quick July 8, 2009

Slapnut

A term used by Jeff Jarrett in wCw to insult the fans. (Based off other definition of Slapnut)

"Listen up all you slapnuts, I am the chosen one."

by ZJP April 22, 2003

Sergeant Slapnuts

A person who open-handedly slaps your ballsack when you are not looking.

Sergeant Slapnuts nailed Dweazy square in his ballbag causing him to writhe in pain.

by Phartman March 18, 2011

slapnuts

a person who does not know how to do anything at all.

the slapnut couldn't pour piss out of a boot with instructions on the heel.

by JOE December 22, 2003

Slapnut

Someone who is a douche bag, pain in the ass, mentally unstable, egoistic, fat, crackheaded, cumslut, adopted, useless, brainless, delusional, autistic, talentless, hopeless, gone case.
Or Someone who has negative IQ, lesser chromosomes, a missing brain, tunnel vision, plainly stupid, really something, been reading this.

Example 1
Person A: Hi Albert, How is your Day?
Person B: Wont you shut your fucking stupid fat bitch ass mouth you useless fucking stupid homeless adopted disfigured motherless Slapnut.

Example 2
Person A: *Munching onto cookies"
Person B: What the fuck you say to me you little under aged pussy ass Slapnut?!?!

by _Gobblin May 3, 2020

slapnut

Insult to be used in place of 'idiot', mostly for repeated offense of same idiotic behavior.

Yo slapnut....stop being such an assclown!

by Gregg March 8, 2005

slapnut magoos

A group of immature prepubescent boys.

The slapnut magoos giggled over a "that's what she said" joke at the lunch table.

by Will Work for Wine July 2, 2016