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slipknutz 

A person who likes to have their genitalia oiled
I've just got Slipknutz. My Slipknutz feel amazing.
slipknutz by Slipknutz November 21, 2015
Words you can keep
The most liked and most hated band in the world. Some people like them, some hate them, but everyone has at least heard of them. I personally like them. (SIC)
Me: Do you like Slipknot?
#1: Hell Yeah!!!
#2: Fuck No!!!
slipknot by JustinL November 10, 2006

Slipknot hater 

A person who wastes their time whining about how horrible the band Slipknot is.
Slipknot haters need to realize no one cares about their opinion.
Device used to secure arm, leg or neck when shooting dope. Such as a belt, cloth or cord of some type.
I'm tying on a slipknot, cuz my ropes are brokedown & I need a fix.
slipknot by Ms. MJKeenan August 11, 2003
An amazing band from Des Moines, Iowa. They successfully combined rap and metal in their first album "Slipknot", made it heavier in "Iowa", and changed it to more alternative metal in "Vol. 3: (The Subliminal Verses)" and "All Hope Is Gone". They each wear masks to express their personality and to show it is about the music, not the looks. And no, they are not Satanic. They only used Satanic imagery in "Iowa" era concerts for marketing and shock value. Their bassist died back in May, so RIP. This is their lineup:

#0 Sid Wilson - turntables
#1 Joey Jordison - drums
#2 Paul Gray - bass (RIP)
#3 Chris Fehn - custom percussion, backing vocals
#4 Jim Root - guitar
#5 Craig "133" Jones - samples, media
#6 Shawn "Clown" Crahan - custom percussion, backing vocals
#7 Mick Thomson - guitar
#8 Corey Taylor - vocals
Slipknot are a great metal band!
Slipknot by MetalHead16 August 21, 2010

Slipknot Whiner 

A person who makes fun of the band Slipknot. Often make fallacy filled arguments about the band. Always have a complete lack of common sense and believe they are going to somehow convince Slipknot fans to stop enjoying the band's music. Instead of just ignoring the thing that annoys them, a Slipknot Whiner will often go on youtube to make totally false statments about the band. This is mostly due to the fact that Slipknot Whiners are either people with no life, or a severe form of mental retardation. Slipknot whiners can easily be spotted on youtube by their usernames. Examples of Slipknot Whiners usernames are SHITKNOTSUCKSCOCK, SlipknotSucksAss and SlIpKnoTiSgAy.
Slipknot Whiner:SLIPNOT IZ GAAY!

Slipknot fans: Dude, STFU
Slipknot Whiner by AnotherAsshole January 2, 2010
Okay, most of you guys are posting opinions. How about a real definition for once?

Genre: They don't have one. They don't like to be slapped with a label and they definitely don't like to be judged. Most of you guys still do this, though.

Religion: Unknown. Some people may believe Satanists but this is not true. They do that stuff just for shock.

Members: #0. Sid Wilson - DJ
#1. Joey Jordison - Drummer
#2. Paul Gray - Bassist
#3. Chris Fehn - Percussionist
#4. James Root - Guitarist
#5. Craig Jones - Sampler/Media
#6. Shawn "Clown" Crahan - Percussion
#7. Mick Thompson - Guitarist
#8. Corey Taylor - Lead Singer

Random Facts: The song 'Purity' is about a teenager named Purity Knight who was stalked and eventually kidnapped by a man. This man sent clues to the cops daring them to find her. And in the end, he buried her alive and suffocated underground. For more details, go to Crimescene.....Corey used to work in a porn shop in Des Moines. "People would look at me like I was a freak, but they were the ones buying in the porn shop at four in the morning. Straight looking people I'd know would come to the register with 14-inch dildos and then they'd recognise me sitting there, and I'd be like, 'Like any lotions or lubes with that?'. But I didn't want anyone to feel dirty in the shop - because people are made to feel dirty every day of their lives, and that's bullshit"

Singles: Duality, Wait And Bleed, Vermillion, Vermillion Part 2, Spit It Out, The Nameless (live), and Before I Forget. There are more but I am running low on time.
Example must have at least 20 letters and 3 words and the example must use the word slipknot...HA HA HA!!! NOW IT DOES, FUCKERS!!!
slipknot by Maggot4life October 15, 2006
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Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
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the act of having anonymous sexual encounters with other men in public toilets.
Cottaging by greeef April 24, 2003
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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