Slapduck

Similar to batshit, as it can mean anything attributed to craziness.

John: Hey man, you don't look so good this morning...

Matt: I feel slapduck crazy, must have slept on the wrong side of the bed.

John: Thats no good bro!

Slapduck by Mastertape24 April 22, 2011

slapdick 

Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.

- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"

slapdick by Aubtin March 10, 2008

Slapdicking 

To figuratively knock one another's dicks around playfully as to stray from a primary focal objective

After the game coach tells the players that if they weren't always slapdicking around they might actually win a game. S'go guys

Slapdicking by Balls Sydon October 29, 2013

slapdick 

SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

slapdick by Fred July 23, 2004

Slapdickery 

Slapdickery is when a bunch of stupid shit is happening around you or when you are in close proximity to one or more slapdicks.

I can't believe anyone is fucktarded enough to vote for Biden, but 80 million fucktards is a buttload of slapdickery.

I've got to get the fuck out of this Starbucks, it's loaded with Liberals and I can't handle the slapdickery.

Slapdickery by geederd November 28, 2020

slapfuck 

Noun A person who has been bitchslapped

Canadian Governor General Adrienne Clarkson bitchslapped the reporter. The poor slapfuck didn't know what hit him.

slapfuck by Duckworth Peslar September 23, 2008

Slapdick 

Slapdick,Someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing and proceeds to fuck up

what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!

Slapdick by wolf15668 October 11, 2013