Definitions by wolf15668

Elevator bomber 

A person that stops the elevator, gets on, cuts a huge fart, and sends the elevator on its way.

Oh god, someone shit in here. I have to get off before somebody else gets on and thinks its me.

Elevator bomber

Elevator bomber by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

Christian rap

A double abomination

Rap music is horrible enough without it being christian rap.

Christian rap by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

tattle tale 

A small child (or sometimes adult) that tells when others are "doing something bad", much to the annoyance of everyone around them. Often earn themselves unflattering titles.

nicole (Asshole): Teacher! Bobby's out of his seat!

Bobby: Ugh, nicole is such a tattle tale.

tattle tale by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

Teacher humor 

Jokes or remarks relating to a teacher's subject or material, that usually only the teacher finds funny. When the teacher is awkwardly laughing into silence, you know that she has used teacher humor.

Teacher: Today we will be studying pi! Not, not cherry pie! (laughs)

Students: ...

Teacher humor.

Teacher humor by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

No shave behave 

A tactic used by women to prevent themselves from doing something regrettable when out at a club, bar, party, etc. This involves purposefully not shaving her legs (or other parts) before going out so that she will stop herself from hooking up with someone to avoid the no-shave shame the morning after.

Crystal: Man, that guy was all over you! Why didn't you leave with him?

Kayla: I cant, no shave behave!

No shave behave by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

Disney effect 

The act of making a bad/shitty/cop-out-of-a-sequel or prequel to an originally good movie.

Sarah: Dude, I heard they were making a sequel to jaws.

Steve: I hope they don't apply the Disney effect to it.

Disney effect by wolf15668 November 3, 2013

Feminist 

someone who believes the radical notion that women are people.

if you believe that women and men should have equal rights, you are a feminist. there's nothing "extreme" about it.

Feminist

Feminist by wolf15668 November 3, 2013