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Someone who doesn't know what the hell they are doing or what is going on. An idiot who never knows anything.
- "Doesn't Brett know that the street he just turned into is a dead end?"
- "Damn what a fucking slapdick, he always gets lost"
by Aubtin March 10, 2008
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A massive dump that takes 10 to 15 times to flush.
After Thanksgiving, I had to Take a Trump.
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SLapdick, someone who doesnt know what the hell their doing, and proceeds to fuck up
what in the hell where you thinking you slapdick!
by Fred July 23, 2004
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slap dick- one for whom even the simplest task represents a monumental challenge. One who is forced to re-learn all tasks on a daily basis due to exceedingly low intellect.
When Evan confessed he accidently scalded himself in the shower every morning he was instantly recognized as a total slap dick.
by JPMcTeague September 01, 2003
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a shit-for-brains who doesn't know his ass from a hole in the ground.
Rob is such a slap dick. He pissed all over his roommates key board last night.
by Pot Luck McBeer April 01, 2003
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Slapdick,Someone who doesn't know what the hell they're doing and proceeds to fuck up
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1. a stupid person who is more than the average moron. Dopey as all sense of the word applies.
2. masturbation
3. doofus
Chris is such a fucking slap dick, he can't even wipe his own ass.
by Bud E Love May 07, 2003
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