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Slaptuck 

When one of the bros notices your hard so they slap your dick and it tucks up into your waistline.
Jared: Thanks for slaptucking me earlier bro
Chucker: No problem bro, good thing I notice before Sarah did.
Jared: I know right wouldn't want my dog seeing that😅😅
Slaptuck by simpletim July 18, 2020
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Slaptack 

A sudden sensation of pain to ones nuts or vag-bone; Caused by a quick flick of the wrist.
Gary started to cry after Kent slaptacked him in his ball sack.
Slaptack by Ohnoslut February 11, 2010

slapfuck 

Noun A person who has been bitchslapped
Canadian Governor General Adrienne Clarkson bitchslapped the reporter. The poor slapfuck didn't know what hit him.
slapfuck by Duckworth Peslar September 23, 2008
Similar to batshit, as it can mean anything attributed to craziness.
John: Hey man, you don't look so good this morning...

Matt: I feel slapduck crazy, must have slept on the wrong side of the bed.

John: Thats no good bro!
Slapduck by Mastertape24 April 22, 2011

slapfuck your nuts 

slapping someone so hard it fucking hurts like a kick to the nuts
I'll slapfuck your nuts Carolina.
slapfuck your nuts by Jesusnuts August 26, 2007

Slapfuck 

verb. A repeated, unrelenting assault on someone's body, usually the face, with both open hands and the occasional backhand.
"That spoiled bitch had such nerve, I just wanted to slapfuck her face."
Slapfuck by Skincrafter October 21, 2011
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