Slaptuck

When one of the bros notices your hard so they slap your dick and it tucks up into your waistline.

Jared: Thanks for slaptucking me earlier bro
Chucker: No problem bro, good thing I notice before Sarah did.
Jared: I know right wouldn't want my dog seeing that😅😅

by simpletim July 18, 2020

Slaptack

A sudden sensation of pain to ones nuts or vag-bone; Caused by a quick flick of the wrist.

Gary started to cry after Kent slaptacked him in his ball sack.

by Ohnoslut February 11, 2010

slapfuck

Noun A person who has been bitchslapped

Canadian Governor General Adrienne Clarkson bitchslapped the reporter. The poor slapfuck didn't know what hit him.

by Duckworth Peslar September 23, 2008

Slapduck

Similar to batshit, as it can mean anything attributed to craziness.

John: Hey man, you don't look so good this morning...

Matt: I feel slapduck crazy, must have slept on the wrong side of the bed.

John: Thats no good bro!

by Mastertape24 April 22, 2011

slapfuck your nuts

slapping someone so hard it fucking hurts like a kick to the nuts

I'll slapfuck your nuts Carolina.

by Jesusnuts August 26, 2007

Slapfuck

verb. A repeated, unrelenting assault on someone's body, usually the face, with both open hands and the occasional backhand.

"That spoiled bitch had such nerve, I just wanted to slapfuck her face."

by Skincrafter October 21, 2011