Slaptuck

When one of the bros notices your hard so they slap your dick and it tucks up into your waistline.

Jared: Thanks for slaptucking me earlier bro
Chucker: No problem bro, good thing I notice before Sarah did.
Jared: I know right wouldn't want my dog seeing that😅😅

Slaptuck by simpletim July 18, 2020

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Slaptack

A sudden sensation of pain to ones nuts or vag-bone; Caused by a quick flick of the wrist.

Gary started to cry after Kent slaptacked him in his ball sack.

Slaptack by Ohnoslut February 11, 2010

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Slaptuck • slapfuck • Slapduck • slapfuck your nuts • Slaptack

slapfuck

Noun A person who has been bitchslapped

Canadian Governor General Adrienne Clarkson bitchslapped the reporter. The poor slapfuck didn't know what hit him.

slapfuck by Duckworth Peslar September 23, 2008

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Slapduck

Similar to batshit, as it can mean anything attributed to craziness.

John: Hey man, you don't look so good this morning...

Matt: I feel slapduck crazy, must have slept on the wrong side of the bed.

John: Thats no good bro!

Slapduck by Mastertape24 April 22, 2011

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slapfuck your nuts

slapping someone so hard it fucking hurts like a kick to the nuts

I'll slapfuck your nuts Carolina.

slapfuck your nuts by Jesusnuts August 26, 2007

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Slapfuck

verb. A repeated, unrelenting assault on someone's body, usually the face, with both open hands and the occasional backhand.

"That spoiled bitch had such nerve, I just wanted to slapfuck her face."

Slapfuck by Skincrafter October 21, 2011

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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