slants 

Slants or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slants an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.

Student: "Why do they call slants an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slants too."

slants by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012

slants 

Pants worn by a slut, or "slutty pants" or "slut pants" which form the merged word "slants". Normally worn much lower than normal pants because the wearer is "always ready."

Babe, why did you buy a pair of slants?

Chris, did you see that chick's slants!?

slants by Rhetorical January 22, 2008

Slants 

Plural for Slant, an old derogatory word for anyone with Epicanthic Folds over their eyes (slants over their eyes). Made popular during the second world war when it was used to target people of [Asian] decent.

"Those slants fucked my order up again. Why can't I ever get good Chinese takeout?"

Slants by ntNm September 23, 2011

The Slants

The Slants are an Asian synth-pop band that have been melting faces off all over the country. Since the creation of the band, The Slants have toured the country five times, received press for turning down a million dollar recording contract, and were the first and only Asian band to be a Fender Music featured artist. These cross country tours included appearances at rock clubs, anime conventions, cultural festivals, and industry gatherings. Bassist and founder Simon Young explains, “Most of the people that find our name racist aren’t even Asian! We’re saying to the world ‘We’re proud of who we are, we aren’t going to hide it.’ In fact, our biggest support has been from the Asian community itself!" Vocalist Aron explains “We have a song called Sakura, Sakura where we take hateful rhymes about Asians and we turn them into a song about unity and being proud of our heritage.” (from theslants.com) The Slants have also released a second album, "Pageantry", which came out in 2010. This album features such songs as "How the Wicked Live". Currently, the band is in a conflict with the USPTO after attempting to trademark their name.

I saw The Slants live, and my face melted off. They rock so hard. The USPTO can suck it.

The Slants by MelloWins April 3, 2011

Nigger Slants

The cheapest offensive play in the video game Madden, where wide recievers run slant routes across the field.They are very hard to stop, can own any defense, and can be very annoying, and cheap just like real niggers in real life.

My friend jamal is acting like a cheap, annoying nigger, usin these god damn nigger slants. what an uneducated nig!

Nigger Slants by kiddo44 August 31, 2009

slutty slants 

A slutty asian woman.

Let's go to the massage parlor in Korea Town so we can find some slutty slants to fuck!!!

slutty slants by Dontonio April 20, 2006

slant boy 

A wide receiver in the NFL who puts up big numbers by consistently running slants most notably Michael Thomas

Person 1“Michael Thomas is the best receiver in the NFL”
Person 2 “Oh you mean slant boy?”

slant boy by A1Jalen November 8, 2020