Slantsy 

The state of being both sleepy and yet also antsy.

Hon, I'm too slantsy to think straight. Mebby tomorrow.

Slantsy by biodomeoutcast July 19, 2011

slanty eyes 

Slanty eyes or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eyes an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.

Student: "Why do they call slanty eyes an Asian eyes trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eyes too."

slanty eyes by Pink People October 4, 2012

slanty 

Slanty or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.

Student: "Why do they call slanty an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty too."

slanty by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012

The Slants

The Slants are an Asian synth-pop band that have been melting faces off all over the country. Since the creation of the band, The Slants have toured the country five times, received press for turning down a million dollar recording contract, and were the first and only Asian band to be a Fender Music featured artist. These cross country tours included appearances at rock clubs, anime conventions, cultural festivals, and industry gatherings. Bassist and founder Simon Young explains, “Most of the people that find our name racist aren’t even Asian! We’re saying to the world ‘We’re proud of who we are, we aren’t going to hide it.’ In fact, our biggest support has been from the Asian community itself!" Vocalist Aron explains “We have a song called Sakura, Sakura where we take hateful rhymes about Asians and we turn them into a song about unity and being proud of our heritage.” (from theslants.com) The Slants have also released a second album, "Pageantry", which came out in 2010. This album features such songs as "How the Wicked Live". Currently, the band is in a conflict with the USPTO after attempting to trademark their name.

I saw The Slants live, and my face melted off. They rock so hard. The USPTO can suck it.

The Slants by MelloWins April 3, 2011

slanty eye

Slanty eye or epicanthic fold or epicanthal fold or epicanthus is a skin fold of the upper eyelid, covering the inner corner of the eye.

European ethnic groups that tend to have epicanthus relatively frequently are Scandinavians, Poles, Germans, the Irish and British.

Note: funny in its irony that whiteys make slanty eye an Asian trait when Europeans have it too.

Student: "Why do they call slanty eye an Asian eye trait when white people have it too like Scandinavians, Germans, British, Irish?"

Master: "Because they are too stupid and ignorant, literally. They don't know when they're insulting themselves. An educated person would know Europeans have slanty eye too."

slanty eye by Fat Pink American October 4, 2012

Sending a Slanty 

When you press your erection against somebody in a grocery store.

Not to be confused with the Grande Slanté, which is when you perform the same act in a ballet class.

Dude, she was totally checking me out, so I tried Sending a Slanty by the frozen vegetables.

Sending a Slanty by Agnesagnesagnes March 16, 2013

Nigger Slants

The cheapest offensive play in the video game Madden, where wide recievers run slant routes across the field.They are very hard to stop, can own any defense, and can be very annoying, and cheap just like real niggers in real life.

My friend jamal is acting like a cheap, annoying nigger, usin these god damn nigger slants. what an uneducated nig!

Nigger Slants by kiddo44 August 31, 2009