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The Sankey Treatment

The act of leaving your teacher or boss in a zoom call for at least 5 minutes on their own at the start of a meeting.

Named after Sankey Diagrams, an extremely confusing form of graph with lots of twists and turns... to delay the inevitable.
Let's give our english teacher The Sankey Treatment today...
The Sankey Treatment by BetaNerd August 30, 2020
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A tall skinny dude who is really nerdy and leans his shoulders and back forwards because he is so tall.
He is a slanky person who has dark brown hair and pale brown eyes
Slanky by Jeffrey Houston October 23, 2016

Shlankey 

1.A ridiculously long bowel movement.
2.An incredibly wet and smelly fart.
I made a huge and smelly shlankey in the bathroom.
Shlankey by Chubsta' April 26, 2004
laura: i brought a nissan micra 2day
bruce: swankey
swankey by Bruce April 14, 2004

sankeying 

The act of constantly bragging about your past even though it plays no relevance to your current life.
Sankeyer: Yeah my ERA was 9.0 and i can bench 225.
Other person: Stop sankeying dude.

Sankeyer: I was the best player out of my highschool and i know pro scouts. Anyone wanna hear me voicecrack?
Other person: No sankey, nobody cares.
sankeying by Melon has Swag May 20, 2014
A blanket with sleeves that is used to keep arms warm while reading, going on the computer, etc.
I was watching TV with my slanket on and I was uber warm.
slanket by latenighttelevision December 10, 2008