sankeying 

The act of constantly bragging about your past even though it plays no relevance to your current life.

Sankeyer: Yeah my ERA was 9.0 and i can bench 225.
Other person: Stop sankeying dude.

Sankeyer: I was the best player out of my highschool and i know pro scouts. Anyone wanna hear me voicecrack?
Other person: No sankey, nobody cares.

sankeying by Melon has Swag May 20, 2014

Syskeying 

When a scammer gets blocked out of their computer via system lock by a baiter.

Dude, I'm totally syskeying this guy.

Syskeying by zeke2149 September 6, 2016

the Snakening

When your friend turns out to not be who you thought him/her to be, at all, and starts "ssss"-ing like a snake.

Friend A: How could you do this to us?
Friend B: Yea...how?
Snake: Cause I'm a snake??...
Friend C: Ahh...there it is...THE SNAKENING...

the Snakening by flyingz January 31, 2020

shankering 

verb- Just throwing an article together without thought or any clue what is actually being written.

"There they go shankering another article and trying to pass it off as journalism."

shankering by CalmTiger December 17, 2014

White Snakeing

The act of opening a friend/coworker/whatever’s browser on their computer and pulling up an image/website of choice while they aren’t looking, or are out of the room. However, this is typically done with a picture of a White Snake, hence the name. This is usually a harmless prank, but one can pull up lemonparty.org or the likes if they choose.

“Hold up brodie, gotta grab a snack”
*Comes back to a picture of Mike Wazowski*
“You white snakeing son of a bitch.”

White Snakeing by Facialface February 24, 2020

snakeing 

to snake is to perform acts of varying degrees of scandalousness on someone. to most people, to snake is to tap your foot against the ankle of someone else. however, snakeing is an ever changing verb, and cannot be defined. so at any given moment, doing whatever action, you may be snakeing. yes, scary, but true.

"i wanna snake you all over the mall" OR MAYBE...
"god you're hot. can i snake you right now?" PERHAPS...
"let's do some snakeing now."

snakeing by rufuss888 January 9, 2008

Snakeing 

The act of applying toothpaste to ones penis and then letting the toothpaste dry and then removeing the dried sticky material like a snake would shed its skin

I tried snakeing for the dirst time the other night needless to say my dick smelled like mint for weeks.

Snakeing by SnakeCharmer27 August 22, 2011