Slambar

A bar that pumps loud base music and has the mood where girls stick their ass out at the bar and the fuckboys come and start some hard dry humping on them.

I don’t want to go there, that place is a slambar.

by Motrin Abuser February 25, 2018

Slamwarden

A friend who is usually sober that regulates your illicit bar behavior. he often talks the drunk out of you and watches over you like a guardian angel. He will protect you from sexual attacks from SlamPigs, SlamHogs, and other vile women of the night looking to fornicate.

Matt: Youre lucky that I was your Slamwarden last night.

Greg: True Story, if it wasnt for you i wouldve been waist deep in a fat chick!

by randomguy72781 September 1, 2011

slambrini

A colloquial term for the cheap alcoholic drink lambrini. It is named slambrini as after you have drunk 4 litres of it you tend to end up slammed on the floor. Can be shortened to "Slam"

Beej: "Should we get some Slambrini for tomorra nite?"
Rob: "Yeh pick up a few litres of Slam on ya way home"

by ROBI Q January 18, 2006

slamball season

The time period immediately following sorority rush, where new and existing sorority members haven't had a dick in their hand for weeks. And need it. Like they need it bad.

Fratstar A: "Man, I haven't seen a chick in weeks. My dick's getting chapped.
Fratstar B: "Total cockcity. But sorority rush ends today. You know what that means!"
Fratstars together: "SLAMBALL SEASON!!!"

by juice45 August 13, 2009

slamber city

A place where m9s post complete shite, usually nothing to do with cars.

Guy to guy:

"Dude I just got head whilst driving down the M9"
"No way man post that shit on slamber city, m9s will love that"

by SlamberM9 June 4, 2016

sambarically

In illegal terms; giving the context of something occurring illegally while simultaneously exercising superiority.

Rohith: Are we allowed to cleanse inferior individuals?
Ashwin: Legally? No. Sambarically? Yes.

by ceoofcompton May 26, 2020

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009