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Slamwarden
A friend who is usually sober that regulates your illicit bar behavior. he often talks the drunk out of you and watches over you like a guardian angel. He will protect you from sexual attacks from SlamPigs, SlamHogs, and other vile women of the night looking to fornicate.
Matt: Youre lucky that I was your Slamwarden last night.
Greg: True Story, if it wasnt for you i wouldve been waist deep in a fat chick!
Greg: True Story, if it wasnt for you i wouldve been waist deep in a fat chick!
Slamwarden by randomguy72781 September 1, 2011
Related Words
slambard • slambadextrius • Slambadoi • Slambar • Slamtarded • Slamwarden • spambard • spambarded • slam-hardy • slam-tard
Slamtarded
The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.
Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.
I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.
Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009
Slambadoi
To beat up, hurt or punish. Often carried out with physical contact such as punching, slapping or backhanding.
Past Tense: Slambadoid
Past Tense: Slambadoid
Slambadoi by stagemouse September 16, 2009
spambard
spambard by X Veni Vidi Vici X August 20, 2011
spambarded
Every time you log on to your email account, your mailbox has been spambarded with unsoliced junkmail.
spambarded by Wini Hamilton March 6, 2008
Slambar
A bar that pumps loud base music and has the mood where girls stick their ass out at the bar and the fuckboys come and start some hard dry humping on them.
Slambar by Motrin Abuser February 25, 2018
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