slambard 

verb. a hybrid of slam and bombard.

I'm gonna slambard you, girl.

slambard by Lynnah August 30, 2014

Slamwarden

A friend who is usually sober that regulates your illicit bar behavior. he often talks the drunk out of you and watches over you like a guardian angel. He will protect you from sexual attacks from SlamPigs, SlamHogs, and other vile women of the night looking to fornicate.

Matt: Youre lucky that I was your Slamwarden last night.

Greg: True Story, if it wasnt for you i wouldve been waist deep in a fat chick!

Slamwarden by randomguy72781 September 1, 2011

Slamtarded

The state of being so slammed drunk that one no longer acts with the full cognitive capacity of a normally functioning human being. The act of getting slamtarded often directly results in nights of unmatched glory as well as epic stories. Side effects include but are not limited to: fun, embarrassment, painful mornings, inability to control the volume of one's voice, loss of ability to speak coherently, and, in extreme cases, waking up with a woman you could have sworn was about 150 pounds lighter last night.

Stated concisely: being so drunk that you have to hold onto the grass to keep from falling off the face of the earth.

I started hooking up with some broad last night in my friend's closet, but then she stopped and told me to tell her what her name was and I was so slamtarded I couldn't do it.

Slamtarded by Ready for some B.T.E. November 29, 2009

Slambadoi 

To beat up, hurt or punish. Often carried out with physical contact such as punching, slapping or backhanding.

Past Tense: Slambadoid

"I'm going to slambadoi your arse!"
"That bitch got slambadoid!"

Slambadoi by stagemouse September 16, 2009

spambard

What websites that you have to join do to your email address.

3,873 Facebook and Fanfiction notifications in my E-mail. From this week?? I've been spambarded.

spambard by X Veni Vidi Vici X August 20, 2011

spambarded 

Having your email bombarded by spam.

Every time you log on to your email account, your mailbox has been spambarded with unsoliced junkmail.

spambarded by Wini Hamilton March 6, 2008

Slambar 

A bar that pumps loud base music and has the mood where girls stick their ass out at the bar and the fuckboys come and start some hard dry humping on them.

I don’t want to go there, that place is a slambar.

Slambar by Motrin Abuser February 25, 2018