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A measure of wine.
When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
When the bartender asks your lady friend if she would like a small or large wine, with good intentions she starts to order a small.
But due to being a borderline alcoholic she can't resist but change it to a large.
gentleman "a pint for me and a dry white wine for the lady please"
bartender "small or large miss?"
lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"
gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
bartender "small or large miss?"
lady friend "I'll have a Sss... slarge please"
gentleman under his breath "bloody lush"
Slarge by lord tulli June 8, 2013
Saige
Saige is the most beautiful and most trustworthy person you'll ever meet. She always has your back and never gives up on you. She will be you bestfriend forever. Saige will always stick by you and support you but isn't afraid to call you out. Usually with brown hair and hazel eyes that light up your day. She is always super funny and is so so out-going. She can be a dare devil and speak with the unknown.
Dick Slanger
A man who Beats The Pussy(Vagina) Up. A who man gives a woman a good fucking in other terms getting up in them Guts!!!!!!!!!!!
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Also a man who sexually satisfies a lot of women. A man that gives her a lot of orgasms before he bust his big load on her.
Woman: Hey Zaddy
Man: Hey lil mama ready for me
Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good
Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question
Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes
Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)
Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!
I think yall get it by now .....
Man: Hey lil mama ready for me
Woman: Yes, you gone fuck me good
Man: Baby, That shouldn't even be a question
Woman:(snickels,or laugh) Why not(seductive voice)
Man: Gurl you know imma Dick Slanger(aggresive voice)
Man: Grabs woman ass and squeezes
Woman: Hah(gasp in suprise but likes it)
Man: Picks her up and takes her to the landry room and close the door shut
Man:Fuck this pussy tight!!!!
Woman: Oh Yes Zaddy!!!!!!!!
Noises from Landry room: Clap!!! Clap!!!!! Clap!!!! Uhhh!!!! Shit!!!!! Fuck!!!!!
I think yall get it by now .....
Dick Slanger by Ole' Reliable April 22, 2018
saige
Saige is a beautiful human being she's so kind and so loveable she gets little fussy here and thier but always know how to make you smile and laugh she knows how to make your frown turn upside down. And lastly she is the most amazing. Gift anyone. Can ask for
splaigen
SPLAIGEN : (adj) SP-LAY-gEN,
(1) used in times of need and secrecy,
functions as code word pre-arranged by allies;
(2) a secret, a secretive reference to a secret, or perhaps a serective secret reference to secrets referred to as a secretive;
(3) a woffice;
(4) defiance in the face of despotism, a rallying
call for the bewildered, lost and found.
(1) used in times of need and secrecy,
functions as code word pre-arranged by allies;
(2) a secret, a secretive reference to a secret, or perhaps a serective secret reference to secrets referred to as a secretive;
(3) a woffice;
(4) defiance in the face of despotism, a rallying
call for the bewildered, lost and found.