slacktard 

A contraction of "slacker/slacking" and "retard". See also fucktard. Someone who is both lazy and mentally challenged.

My husband's slacktard friend is on our couch for the third straight day trying to beat Halo instead of going to his job.

slacktard by saska April 3, 2005

Slacktard 

a lazy person who doesn't know how stupid they are

Dude, quit being a slacktard, you always comment ‘OMFG!! that shit is cray! can't believe that's real’ anytime someone shares an Onion article on Facebook, you’re an idiot.

Slacktard by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014

Slacktern 

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.

Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"

Slacktern by Dreamz October 15, 2008

slackadaisical 

One step beyond lackadaisical - To completely evade vitality and purpose.

I am not going to do a damn thing today. I am feeling totally slackadaisical!

slackadaisical by gurlsparrow December 9, 2008

Sackwards 

All things facing the scrotum. Point of origin. A direction that contains the polar perspective of the scrotum or "sack". The act of facing toward one's balls.

Tina has her face near Trey's crotch. She must be facing sackwards. When we drive towards that set of balls we are going sackwards.

Sackwards by Trey W. Wilson March 21, 2007

Slacktavism 

the ideology for people who who want to appear to be doing something for a particular cause with out actually having to do any thing.

The individual being a Slacktavist

A great form of slacktavism is changing your facebook picture to support a cause with out actually doing anything that will make a difference. You are one great slacktavist.

Slacktavism by 1ofakindnz December 6, 2010

Slacktern 

An office intern who slacks off all day often times not returning to work after lunch.

Boss J: "Has anybody seen Catherine?"
Boss K: "She went to lunch, but that was 3 hours ago."
Boss J: "She's such a freakin' slacktern!"

Slacktern by Dreamz October 30, 2008