Definitions by deepvmusicsucks

Slackaholic 

someone who is chemically dependent on staying lazy

My slackaholic son spends everyday zoned out on the sofa watching reality TV, it’s a disease!

Slackaholic by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014

Slacktard 

a lazy person who doesn't know how stupid they are

Dude, quit being a slacktard, you always comment ‘OMFG!! that shit is cray! can't believe that's real’ anytime someone shares an Onion article on Facebook, you’re an idiot.

Slacktard by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014

Slacktacular

a brilliant and/or epic use of laziness

The Ice Bucket challenge was a slacktacular success, I didn’t have to donate to make an impact, I just poured water over my head.

Slacktacular by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014

Slacktivist

one who vigorous posts political propaganda and petitions in an effort to affect change in the world without leaving the comfort of the computer screen

No one ever shows up for our Slacktivists United meetings.

Slacktivist by deepvmusicsucks November 8, 2014