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Salty Skrelp 

Salty Skrelp is cum that smells or tastes like the Ocean.
Guy 1: A shit man my girlfriend says shes not going down on me anymore.
Guy 2: Why's that?
Guy 1: I've got salty skrelp from all the seafood.
Related Words

Skrelnick 

Word used by the character Olaf (Silent Bob's Russian cousin) in Clerks, supposed to be Russian, but really just a made-up word by Kevin Smith who was trying to think of a word that sounded Russian. Also spelled "skrelnik" at times.
Jay: Olaf, girl nice?
Olaf (looks Jay's Lady Friend over): Skrelnick!
Jay: That's fucked up, man.
Jay's Lady Friend: What did he say?
Jay: I don't know, man, but this guy's a character.
Skrelnick by S. Mosier July 6, 2008

skreebunkle 

grab you a bitch and skreebunkle
skreebunkle by juice November 3, 2002
a verb, 'to skrebes' pronounced 'skree-bus'. can be used to replace any verb in the english language to give it a humorous meaning.
ow she's been skrebesing around here all day! it's creeping me out!
(used in place of creeping)

god i'm so hungry i could skrebes a whole horse right now.
(used in place of eat)

I'm gonna skrebes you.
(used in place of i don't know what)
When straightening your right arm, grasp the skin on your elbow with your left hand and pull down. If you have enough excess skin on your elbow, it will hang like a scrotum without nuts in it. It must hang at least two inches to qualify as a screlbow.
My right screlbow and my left screlbow.
screlbow by Mike Goocher June 24, 2006

Skreb End 

The remains of a discarded cigarette with at least 10% left unsmoked. Often found down on the park, stained with urine or white lightning.

Sometimes, desperate or trampy people may spark up a skreb end and finish it off. With any luck, they will die of dysentery as a result.
'You know what you two need?'

?

'A Piss stained SKREB END!'
Skreb End by needs4crying November 30, 2009