needs4crying's definitions

White Gonzalez

To dust a Squirrel in cocain, this making it look white. often followed by performing a brown gonzalez

i caught a squirell the other day, i might make it a white gonzalez

by needs4crying May 25, 2009

Brown Gonzalez

This act is a follow up act to the White Gonzalez. This is the act of placing the cocain covered Squirrel into ones Anus, causing it to scratch around at the walls of your ass, the cocain is then absorbed into the bloodstream this way.

When the squrrel is removen, the cocain will be replaced with your shit (and, most likely, blood) giving it a brownish appearence.

Get the Cokey squirrel up us chuff!

damn, had a brown gonzalez last night, now mu bum hole ir right sore!

by needs4crying May 25, 2009

Skreb End

The remains of a discarded cigarette with at least 10% left unsmoked. Often found down on the park, stained with urine or white lightning.

Sometimes, desperate or trampy people may spark up a skreb end and finish it off. With any luck, they will die of dysentery as a result.

'You know what you two need?'

?

'A Piss stained SKREB END!'

by needs4crying November 30, 2009

David Dickinson

1. An English television antiques expert, well known for his unatural orange-brown tan and catchphrases such as "Cheep as chips" and "Bobby Dazzler". Often refered to as "The Duke".

2. Verb, To spead your partners arse-cheeks apart and rub your face in their un-wiped ring piece. The shit smeared across your face will give you a "tan" similar to that of the Duke himself.

David Dickinson: This really old piece of want is a real bobby dazzler!

Your face looks/ smell funny, you been for a David Dickinson

by needs4crying December 12, 2010

T.O.K.E.

Toklove/ Toke/ T.O.K.E.
One slick ass, pimpin Mofo. This guy pimps out almost 90% of all Nottingham's bitches. His pimp hand (or "toke hand") is by far the most feared hand in Nottingham's hoe community.

He keeps tabs on his bitches through text message to make sure they are obedient. Should a bitch step out of line he will smack the shit out of them

Dunno what you heard about me,
A bitch aint gettin a Fiver outta me,
No fiat punto, no mullet you can see,
Cus i'm a Mother F*ckin T.O.K.E.

by needs4crying March 3, 2009

Pisstopher Biggins

A friendly way to anounce that one is off to expel urine. often shortened to a "Biggins"

1. Hold my seat, i'm just of for a Pisstopher Biggins

2. We nearly there, i dying for a Biggins

by needs4crying January 23, 2009

Camping in Norway

To stick the tip of your thunb down your jap eye

i was bored last night, so i thought i would go camping in norway. now my bell end hurts

by needs4crying January 26, 2009