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Originating from the words short and skirt. Once added together Skortal becomes a word for a girl/boy wearing an extremely short article of clothing.
The "al" at the end is linked with a very popular slang word boobal
Woah, i can see that chicks panties because she is wear a skortal.

OR

Your a skortal head.
Skortal by Nic August 4, 2004
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Sportalian 

A group of foreign students usually of Spanish (Sp), Portuguese (ort) and Italian (talian) descent.
However, it has been revealed in recent years that Germans have been in the group (coining the name Spermtalians)
They are renowned for annoying the students of CTYI in DCU
To the quad, the Sportalians are coming, the Sportalians are coming!
Sportalian by pplperson777 July 17, 2011
To chortle while wearing a skort (garment which combines a skirt and shorts).
A: Bonnie chuckled and snorted whilst wearing culottes this evening!
B: Oh, I love to skortle!
skortle by homosexuality November 18, 2009
A nasty but tasty type of yeast infection which can be used as a food spread in case of emergencies.
Billy: Ah shit we just ran out of cottage cheese.

Carter: dont worry man, I nailed this manky bitch last night and she left some skordalia residue on my sheets.

Billy: Awesome, i'll just whack it on a cracker.
Skordalia by glassbowl June 3, 2010

skirtalicious 

adj., a portmanteau of skirt and delicious used to describe a woman with long legs and/or a nice ass wearing a short, tight, or revealing skirt. The user of the term is implicitly expressing a desire to get a taste of the skirt's contents.
"Angela looks so skanky in that outfit."

"Whatever. She's totally skirtalicious."
skirtalicious by Parrish October 26, 2006

sportalians 

1. a.) a person of spanish, italian, and portugeese desent.
1. b.) a person who wears an orange backpack, large sunglasses, tight jeans (no matter the gender) pink shirts (if they are a guy) too-tight zip up hoodies (if they are a girl) and smoke no matter the age.
hey look it is the sportalians!
i wonder what the sportalians say about us?
sportalians by cece brooks November 20, 2006
A serious and incurable medical condition that women get on their fanny and which looks like cottage cheese and gives off a stench similar to garlic and bile. Most women get it from having too much intercourse or sleeping with men that look like birds. If you are born a manky bitch or have a minge demon, you automatically have skordalia.
Tammy: Whats that nasty smell??

Selena: Oh thats just Sarah. She had sex with a falcon and now she has a bad case of skordalia on her fanny.
Skordalia by penboy June 3, 2010
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