skortle

To chortle while wearing a skort (garment which combines a skirt and shorts).

A: Bonnie chuckled and snorted whilst wearing culottes this evening!
B: Oh, I love to skortle!

by homosexuality November 18, 2009

skottle

the act of projecting Skittles out of your cock at high velocity

When Chuck Norris climaxes, he skottles a full rainbow.

by I'm jazzed and amped March 28, 2011

Snortle

The sound which emanates from a cat when they go to town on their own arse.

Beth: Jesus, what's that sound?
Ron: Sounds like a snortle from your cat. Damn, he's really going for it over there.

by Mr B. Johnson April 27, 2020

skortress

skortress (n.) - \ˈskȯr-trəs\ - a pair of shorts made to resemble a dress; a full-body piece of clothing terminating in flap-front shorts

Origin: Upon seeing seeing a girl in a dress connected to her shorts and a wedgie at least 4.5 inches into her posterior, "Is that a skort dress? A skortress? Wait, how do you pee in that thing?"

Derivations: combined form of skort and dress. Other possible derivations include the combined form of skank and fortress.

Wow, look at that ho wearing that skortress. It must act as a fortress of virtue because ain't nobody touching that.

by QiqJoe May 31, 2011

snortle

The half snort, half chortle noise made when amused by something ridiculous, but trying to avoid laughing out loud.

1.
I couldn't help but snortle at her witty and unflattering description of her ex.

2.
A: ... but it wasn't very good.
B: *snortle*

by BeeCan November 7, 2006

skootle

a kind of walk like a run/walk/waddle/skip

the mouse skootled across the floor

by Kahla September 22, 2005

Skootleram

Ugly Ass Bitch...Also Refered To As A Bird

Yo That Gurl Is A Skootleram

Yo I Jus Seen This Gurl On The Block...Was She Hot?...Nah She A Skootleram

by CrowXI May 5, 2006