Skordalia

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A nasty but tasty type of yeast infection which can be used as a food spread in case of emergencies.

Billy: Ah shit we just ran out of cottage cheese.

Carter: dont worry man, I nailed this manky bitch last night and she left some skordalia residue on my sheets.

Billy: Awesome, i'll just whack it on a cracker.

Skordalia by glassbowl June 3, 2010

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Skordalia

A serious and incurable medical condition that women get on their fanny and which looks like cottage cheese and gives off a stench similar to garlic and bile. Most women get it from having too much intercourse or sleeping with men that look like birds. If you are born a manky bitch or have a minge demon, you automatically have skordalia.

Tammy: Whats that nasty smell??

Selena: Oh thats just Sarah. She had sex with a falcon and now she has a bad case of skordalia on her fanny.

Skordalia by penboy June 3, 2010

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Skordalia • sportalians • skodalis • Skordakis syndrome

Sportalian

A group of foreign students usually of Spanish (Sp), Portuguese (ort) and Italian (talian) descent.
However, it has been revealed in recent years that Germans have been in the group (coining the name Spermtalians)
They are renowned for annoying the students of CTYI in DCU

To the quad, the Sportalians are coming, the Sportalians are coming!

Sportalian by pplperson777 July 17, 2011

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sportalians

1. a.) a person of spanish, italian, and portugeese desent.
1. b.) a person who wears an orange backpack, large sunglasses, tight jeans (no matter the gender) pink shirts (if they are a guy) too-tight zip up hoodies (if they are a girl) and smoke no matter the age.

hey look it is the sportalians!
i wonder what the sportalians say about us?

sportalians by cece brooks November 20, 2006

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skodalis

A Bad genital rash, that has no cure.

I hooked up with this chick, and she gave me a bad case of skodalis!

skodalis by F'ING frisbees October 17, 2021

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Skordakis syndrome

Where your just fucking retarded like Fucken completely retarded mums life doesn’t get worse then this

Guy: that dude must be a Skordakis syndrome he’s fucking retarded as

Skordakis syndrome by Bigcocblocker December 13, 2021

proper lad

a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad

person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad

proper lad by its_ya_boi_chips_ahoy May 20, 2018

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sexspan

The number of years you are still sexually active

While our lifespan is the number of years we will live, our healthspan is the number of healthy years we will have and our sexspan is is the number of years we will continue to be healthy enough to continue having an active sex life.

sexspan by Dr Kat April 21, 2022

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womp

A lighthearted reaction upon receiving disappointing news of some sort. Usually something that isn't a particularly a big deal, esp. when it primarily affects someone else - sort of a mild schadenfreude. Sometimes doubled or tripled, and possibly said in a sing-songy voice for added comedic effect to imitate a muted trumpet, which is how the meme originated.

You didn't get any napkins with your takeout pork fried rice? Womp womp.

womp by 175623226 November 3, 2011

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