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A nasty but tasty type of yeast infection which can be used as a food spread in case of emergencies.
Billy: Ah shit we just ran out of cottage cheese.

Carter: dont worry man, I nailed this manky bitch last night and she left some skordalia residue on my sheets.

Billy: Awesome, i'll just whack it on a cracker.
Skordalia by glassbowl June 3, 2010
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A serious and incurable medical condition that women get on their fanny and which looks like cottage cheese and gives off a stench similar to garlic and bile. Most women get it from having too much intercourse or sleeping with men that look like birds. If you are born a manky bitch or have a minge demon, you automatically have skordalia.
Tammy: Whats that nasty smell??

Selena: Oh thats just Sarah. She had sex with a falcon and now she has a bad case of skordalia on her fanny.
Skordalia by penboy June 3, 2010
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Sportalian 

A group of foreign students usually of Spanish (Sp), Portuguese (ort) and Italian (talian) descent.
However, it has been revealed in recent years that Germans have been in the group (coining the name Spermtalians)
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To the quad, the Sportalians are coming, the Sportalians are coming!
Sportalian by pplperson777 July 17, 2011

sportalians 

1. a.) a person of spanish, italian, and portugeese desent.
1. b.) a person who wears an orange backpack, large sunglasses, tight jeans (no matter the gender) pink shirts (if they are a guy) too-tight zip up hoodies (if they are a girl) and smoke no matter the age.
hey look it is the sportalians!
i wonder what the sportalians say about us?
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skodalis 

A Bad genital rash, that has no cure.
I hooked up with this chick, and she gave me a bad case of skodalis!
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Skordakis syndrome 

Where your just fucking retarded like Fucken completely retarded mums life doesn’t get worse then this
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Stealthie 

when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.

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FRIEND A: "Did you just take a stealthie of me?"

FRIEND B (turning phone around): "no I was just using snapchat's new filter, see?"
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