Sklarpete

The ancient gods, Pete, and Sklarp, that roamed the galaxy far before the human race. The knowledge and effect on the space time continuum are still unknown. Widely acclaimed Sklarpete researcher, Shaq, has been able to open rifts into different dimensions and timelines using Pete's power. Sklarp currently remains dormant but research suggests a possible awaking of Sklarp's true inner power.

Femur: Did you hear what happened to Andrew Smith?!
Shaq: Yea, the dark lords kidnapped him, but me and Sklarpete are going back in time to save him.

Sklarpete by ShaqAttac June 21, 2022

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Shlarpee

The proper way of saying slushie.

Scotty raced to nearest 7/11 to shlurp down an everclear shlarpee. He then shlarped his guts out.

Shlarpee by swolber January 10, 2010

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slarpee

A cocktail similar to purple drank which is becoming increasingly popular within rap culture and with the teenagers that try to imitate it. It consists of one or more benzodiazepine class drugs, usually Xanax, Green Apple Jolly Ranchers, and a slurpee. The pills and jolly ranchers are mixed into the slurpee and drunk. These are most commonly consumed at teen parties.

Parents are becoming more and more concerned by the increasing popularity of slarpees among their kids.

slarpee by mark markusen May 29, 2017

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solarpetrova

the baddest bitch and is supper obsessed with bucky and damon

solarpetrova is a bad bitty

solarpetrova by r.i.p that pussay May 27, 2021

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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