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Sklarpete 

The ancient gods, Pete, and Sklarp, that roamed the galaxy far before the human race. The knowledge and effect on the space time continuum are still unknown. Widely acclaimed Sklarpete researcher, Shaq, has been able to open rifts into different dimensions and timelines using Pete's power. Sklarp currently remains dormant but research suggests a possible awaking of Sklarp's true inner power.
Femur: Did you hear what happened to Andrew Smith?!
Shaq: Yea, the dark lords kidnapped him, but me and Sklarpete are going back in time to save him.
Sklarpete by ShaqAttac June 21, 2022
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The proper way of saying slushie.
Scotty raced to nearest 7/11 to shlurp down an everclear shlarpee. He then shlarped his guts out.
Shlarpee by swolber January 10, 2010
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A cocktail similar to purple drank which is becoming increasingly popular within rap culture and with the teenagers that try to imitate it. It consists of one or more benzodiazepine class drugs, usually Xanax, Green Apple Jolly Ranchers, and a slurpee. The pills and jolly ranchers are mixed into the slurpee and drunk. These are most commonly consumed at teen parties.
Parents are becoming more and more concerned by the increasing popularity of slarpees among their kids.
slarpee by mark markusen May 29, 2017

solarpetrova 

the baddest bitch and is supper obsessed with bucky and damon
solarpetrova is a bad bitty