Skitz0phrenic

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That’s me mf

1. Yo is that Skitz0phrenic?
2. Yea
1. Nice

Skitz0phrenic by Skitz0phrenic March 27, 2022

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shitzophrenic

when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!

Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!

shitzophrenic by Wienerkid March 1, 2009

Phone skitzophrenic

When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.

Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?

Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

'Phone rings'

Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."

Phone skitzophrenic by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010

skitzophrenic cat

Someone who is abnormally weird and talks to themselves

Ben Taylor is a skitzophrenic cat.

skitzophrenic cat by LucasHeyes November 28, 2023

spitzophrenic

spitzophrenic describes is a psychotic disorder (or a group of disorders) marked by severe propensity to listen to oneself speak (usually about issues irrelevant to the topic at hand).

It became apparent MJ was spitzophrenic after the 3rd hour of her meaningless babble.

Tito began to hear nothing but "blah, blah, blah, blah" once the depth of her spitzophrenia became apparent.

The family wondered if the "duct tape" method should be implemented once her spitzophrenic nature rared its ugly head.

spitzophrenic by Factor3 July 24, 2009

skittzophrenic

Crazy ass person who is overly paranoid

Girlfriend: heyy boo
Boyfriend: where did you get boo from WHO ARE YOU FUCKING!!!!
*****this man is a skittzophrenic****

skittzophrenic by unstructured man February 14, 2014

Shitzophrenic

Where you have to shit so bad, you don't know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once

As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"

Shitzophrenic by Scrubslayer69 April 8, 2016

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026