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spitzophrenic 

spitzophrenic describes is a psychotic disorder (or a group of disorders) marked by severe propensity to listen to oneself speak (usually about issues irrelevant to the topic at hand).
It became apparent MJ was spitzophrenic after the 3rd hour of her meaningless babble.

Tito began to hear nothing but "blah, blah, blah, blah" once the depth of her spitzophrenia became apparent.

The family wondered if the "duct tape" method should be implemented once her spitzophrenic nature rared its ugly head.
spitzophrenic by Factor3 July 24, 2009
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Shitzophrenia 

Multiple shit personalities.
Are you an angry shitter? Do you find yourself expressing multiple personalities while emptying your bowels? You may be suffering from shitzophrenia.
Shitzophrenia by Wsop01 February 15, 2010

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A kickass song by Motionless In White, shares the same lyrics as .Com Pt. II on their new album Creatures. They are a screamo band that most likely has a wide fanbase of emo and goth people or scenesters:) If you like bands such as Alesana, The Word Alive, Asking Alexandria, or ISMFOF, chances are that you'll enjoy Motionless in White
Do you know the song .Com Pt. II?
Nope but i do know Schitzophrenicannibalisticsexfest.com

shitzophrenic 

when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!
Dude, that fart was gnarly i might be shitzophrenic let me check!
shitzophrenic by Wienerkid March 1, 2009

Phone skitzophrenic 

When one acts like a completely different person to who they really are when talking to someone on the phone i.e. their parents.
Guy 1: "Hey dude should we go to that bar tonight and get blazed?

Guy 2: "Hell yeah!"

'Phone rings'

Guy 1: "Oh shit it's my mom. (Answers phone) - Hey mommy, ya everything is just fine, I'm just at the movies with a friend. I'll see you later. Love you."

Guy 2: "Dude, you are totally a phone skitzophrenic."
Phone skitzophrenic by Soljaaaah January 17, 2010

Shitzophrenia 

A shit which can turn from solid to liquid, or vice versa, without warning.
My sister did a hard shit, then a sloppy shit....reckon she is suffering from shitzophrenia
Shitzophrenia by Dave Bryan March 25, 2013

shitsophrenic 

An idiot that needs to be by the shitter just in case he needs to shit his brains out.

When one's bowel movements take over regular thinking.
As an undiagnosed shitsophrenic, Jack didn't know shit from shinol.
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