when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!
by Wienerkid March 1, 2009
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As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"
by Scrubslayer69 April 8, 2016
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Whenever I am at my new boyfriend's house, I always get shitzophrenic to the point of almost sharding my pants, so I always find an excuse to leave so I can shit at the gas station down the road to save my dignity.
by Sunkistable February 26, 2024
Get the Shitzophrenic mug.An African-American homeless man located in impoverished parts of large cities such as Los Angeles, New York City, and Chicago who frequently gets into shouting matches with imaginary people. They are infamously known to be high on crack cocaine nearly every waking moment and when approached will most likely try to stab you with a rusty switchblade.
Hey, check out that crazy Schizophrenic Franklin on the side of the road over there! The dude's totally bat-shit insane!
by garfsnarf December 18, 2022
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Friend: What the hell is that?
(Literally no one knows what it is). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Friend: What the hell is that?
(Literally no one knows what it is). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
by Yeet! Skreet! Deedley-Deet!!!! August 26, 2019
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Some of the symptoms include hearing voices, hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, attaching unusual significance to normal events, unusual fixed personal beliefs (delusions), lack of concentration, and insomnia.
Some of the symptoms include hearing voices, hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, attaching unusual significance to normal events, unusual fixed personal beliefs (delusions), lack of concentration, and insomnia.
Megan Fox claims to suffer from schizophrenia.
None of the people who have defined schizophrenic thus far know what it actually means.
None of the people who have defined schizophrenic thus far know what it actually means.
by D. Faceofa-Smith March 26, 2010
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by natasha c. April 29, 2008
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