when you have a bad fart thinking you crapped your pants but, when you check your pants nothing is there!
by Wienerkid March 01, 2009
Where you have to shit so bad, you don't know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once
As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"
by Scrubslayer69 April 08, 2016
Shitzophrenic is an illness that can affect your ability to think about shitting clearly, being paranoid to shit, manage your asshole, being incapable of relieving the bowels.
Whenever I am at my new boyfriend's house, I always get shitzophrenic to the point of almost sharding my pants, so I always find an excuse to leave so I can shit at the gas station down the road to save my dignity.
by Sunkistable February 26, 2024