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Shitzophrenic 

Where you have to shit so bad, you don't know what to do so you have mixed emotions and they all come out at once
As I looked at Jon I noticed his face was so red and flushed, looking severely confused almost as if he had an allergic reaction. I asked if he was ok. He replied , "Dude I am so shitzophrenic right now!!!!! Where's the bathroom!?!?!?!?"
Shitzophrenic by Scrubslayer69 April 8, 2016

Shitzophrenic 

Shitzophrenic is an illness that can affect your ability to think about shitting clearly, being paranoid to shit, manage your asshole, being incapable of relieving the bowels.
Whenever I am at my new boyfriend's house, I always get shitzophrenic to the point of almost sharding my pants, so I always find an excuse to leave so I can shit at the gas station down the road to save my dignity.
Shitzophrenic by Sunkistable February 26, 2024

schizophrenic franklin 

An African-American homeless man located in impoverished parts of large cities such as Los Angeles, New York City, and Chicago who frequently gets into shouting matches with imaginary people. They are infamously known to be high on crack cocaine nearly every waking moment and when approached will most likely try to stab you with a rusty switchblade.
Hey, check out that crazy Schizophrenic Franklin on the side of the road over there! The dude's totally bat-shit insane!
schizophrenic franklin by garfsnarf December 18, 2022

Schizophrenic Pop 

An unofficial sub-genre of pop only played by Twenty-One-Pilots.
Also known as "Schizoid Pop"
Me: My favorite genre of music is Schizophrenic Pop.
Friend: What the hell is that?
(Literally no one knows what it is). ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

schizophrenic 

A person with the mental disorder schizophrenia.

Some of the symptoms include hearing voices, hallucinations, delusions of grandeur, attaching unusual significance to normal events, unusual fixed personal beliefs (delusions), lack of concentration, and insomnia.
Megan Fox claims to suffer from schizophrenia.

None of the people who have defined schizophrenic thus far know what it actually means.

Shitzopherenia 

fear of taking a big-ass shit and never coming out of the bathroom again.
"OMG! I can't go to the bathroom! I have Shitzopherenia!"

or

"I can't eat those beans, i have Shitzopherenia!"
Shitzopherenia by natasha c. April 29, 2008
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