Skippage

Skippage is the proper term for all incidents when a CD 'skips', often in sequence, and unrelated to any physical jarring of the unit itself.

My CD got all scratched and now all I get is skippage.

by Captain Dork December 30, 2004

slippage

(noun) The total collective sum of what someone is presently without, or to the negative, as the end result of having any type of dealings with others whom the person knew good and hell well beforehand that such individuals were absolutely and in totality complete pieces of dog-shit, thieving-ass cutthroat bastard mother fuckin human trash.

Jerry stared at his home in complete shock even though the slippage was undeniable. Under the illusion of housesitting while Jerry went on a short 4 day vacation, Brandon and Betsy had pulled a complete fuckover on ole Jerry-Bear. His home was turned upside-down and ransacked, it appeared as though anything that could be resold was taken. It appeared as though the only thing that hadn't been taken were the sheets stretched and torn, hanging from the mattress of Jerry's bed, and it looked as though they had been used as both an ass-wiping rag because of the fecal streak marks about it, and also a come rag they used to wipe themselves off with that had the couple's sex juices sticky and stained all over it.

by Nikki Stixx October 3, 2021

eye slippage

the danger of one's eyes slipping to the man while viewing heterosexual pornography

In unfortunate circumstances, eye slippage may result in lower whiplash. (Jeff Murdock, Coupling)

by Ian Z. January 11, 2008

Skipage

n. The block of recorded time that exists on a Tivo or any other DVR device that allows you to fast forward.

Dude, why are we watching the commercials? We have skipage!

by Steve_00_ March 19, 2010

Crack Slippage

an act or instance of slipping through the cracks.

an amount or extent of slipping through the cracks.

Last year we missed out on a large number of candidates, because they slipped through the cracks. This year, the crack slippage has been greatly reduced.

by Chicwa February 26, 2011

Tectonic Meat Slippage

When too many items on a sandwich such as tomatoes, lettuce and mayo cause the meat to slide off the sandwich resulting in total sandwich destruction.

Todd bites into his sandwich, the meat falls out the back and the remainder of the sandwich crumbles in his hands.

Frank-"Woah! tectonic meat slippage. Better get a fork, Todd"

by killersbytrade January 31, 2010

dirty slippage

In trading, when you get a better price than expected or
using fecal matter as lubricant

Awesome trade and I got dirty slippage

by harder faster June 7, 2011