Skin dicky 

Noun. When one had a very hairy chest but is has a bald spot in the shape of an old school sweater dicky.

Verb. When a person wraps their legs around another person’s neck and farts on their chest.

Tina surprised me while I was sleeping with a ninja-like skin dicky.

Skin dicky by Squid and Sausage June 29, 2019

Skin dick 

Give or receiving sex bareback

My ass is purring like a kitten. I love it when you skin dick me with your solid 8 inches.

Skin dick by Muckyfingers82 December 8, 2022

skin dick 

A retard. Completely incapable of making a good decision. Does not listen to instructions. Stands around looking stupid a lot .

I told him how to do it but he’s a skin dick so now it’s all fucked up

skin dick by Electric9344 August 17, 2018

Hamster Skin Dick Cape 

It is a common pet hamster, skinned and dried. The skin has a little cape mounted on the back, we leave the head in tacked, to wrest on the head of the penis. You can get a hockey helmet, safety hat, foot ball helmet, or a motocross helmet put on the hamsters head. They are socially accepted, so feel free to walk in public only wearing your hamster skin dick cape.

Yo man, you going to that HSDC party?
Whats that?
Its the "Hamster Skin Dick Cape" party!
That sick, of course im going! only the coolest people own a HSDC

Hamster Skin Dick Cape by joe920joe October 17, 2011

skin dick 

A complete idiot,in capable of making a good decision

Derek is a skin dick

skin dick by Electric9344 August 17, 2018

tree skin dick 

Where the penile regions accumulate dense,dark, bump like features resembling the bark of a tree

Girl:how was last night
Friend: giiiiiirl the sex hurt so bad because he had that tree skin dick goin on.
Girl: oh no.

tree skin dick by libby2013 July 7, 2016

Dick-Skin Condom 

A decorative condom with images designed for comical effect. Can be flavored according to design.
Popular Images:
R2-D2
Wii Remote
Duff Beer Bottle
Duff Beer Can
Chipotle Burrito
Hot Dog (with bun)
Shotgun (for Pump-Action)
Baseball Bat
Banana
Carrot
A Larger Man's Penis

Beer_Baron and Explicit_D used their Dick-Skin condoms on Chad during the recording of 2 Chimps on a Davenport.

Dick-Skin Condom by The Interrupter February 1, 2010