Shitpotle

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The result of eating a burrito from Chipotle and allowing it to incubate in your stomach for a good 2-4 hours. Typically, the dispatching of your Shitpotle requires a toilet plunger and half a roll of toilet paper.

Matt: Dude, I had the best carnitas burrito last night.
Nick: Wow, did you have some serious shitpotle afterwards?
Matt: Yeah, it took me half an hour to unclog the toilet.

Shitpotle by burritos-123 October 18, 2010

Words you can keep

Shitpotle

The bowel movements that are the result of consuming Chipotle. Generally, it occurs shortly after one has finished their meal and is often quite unpleasant.

That double steak bowl gave me some serious shitpotle, but damn is was worth it!

Shitpotle by DMatza May 24, 2016

Related Words

Skimples • Shitpotle • shimpole • Simpotent • skiipole • Skimbottler • Skimple (sk-ee-m-ple) • Skimpolining • skinpole • skiptle

shimpole

when you have no idea how to pole dance so you shimmy up and down a pole

that girl was such a shimpole

shimpole by Castletinii March 18, 2018

airtight skipole

when a woman has all three of her orifices filled as well as simultaneously giving two handjobs. Involves 5 guys and one girl

Heather was having a great time but was a little sore after she gave manson, bubba, brent, spiceboy, and ned an airtight skipole.

airtight skipole by scotty the bubba mark April 10, 2008

Simpotent

when a person (usually male) is excessively deferential, engages in flattery, or "does way too much for a person they like" (usually a female), but is afraid to practice sexual acts with said person (usually female) once they show interest.

"bruh, on gawd this nigga Tanukichi be actin real simpotent around these bitches"

Simpotent by KoolaidJizz January 15, 2021

skinpole

Anatomy: Penis

Literary: Mr. Harold Skinpole from Bleak House by Charles Dickens

Anatomy:“He took it out” “Took what out?” “His skinpole - He took. It out.”

Literary:

Guy: Did you finish reading Bleak House?
Girl: Yes, but I hated that Mr. Harold Skinpole character. He's such a leach.
Guy: Oh yeah me too. Such a sponge.

skinpole by Screaming Norwegian October 29, 2020

skimple

scar+pimple. a scar caused by a pimple

That guys face is full of skimples

skimple by redeyeniga May 21, 2013

High School Liquid

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.

He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.

High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008

Word of the Day on September 6, 2026

Purple Patch

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.

I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.

Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020

Word of the Day on September 5, 2026

yub nub

(Ewokese) Freedom!

And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!

yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010

Word of the Day on September 4, 2026

dirrty

1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.

1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.

dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003

Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.

1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!

Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009

Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.

Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!

Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021

Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.

Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.

Back when I lived in upstate new york by NDcent December 14, 2010

Word of the Day on August 31, 2026