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Skimples 

Noun;A Woman's breasts that are far too small, almost unnoticeable to the untrained eye. They are merely skin and nipple.
This beezy shouldn't be working at Hooters, she's got some mad skimples.
Skimples by tunafist embrey January 17, 2011
Words you can keep

skipplesqueeze 

when you skipped the rock across the lock-ness monster lake a squid pops up and squishes you so much you squirm because the squish was too strong
"how was your holiday"
"oh my gosh, i got skipplesqueezed!"

simpleswine 

A yahoo troll, often cynical towards Liberals, libtards,and libturds. offended by fake vets, unpatriotic fools, and has been often suggested as a write-in candidate for President. Is pro-2nd Amendment, believes abortion is wrong, but that it IS the womans choice, does not believe in Fed funding, feels it should be a State issue. Loves to "out" fake vets and terror sympathizers.
simpleswine for President
simpleswine by jon hiddle August 25, 2006

Skimbleshanks 

Skimbleshanks is a railway cat and is tabby. when he is around nothing goes wrong. he is the cat of the sleeping car express
and evryone loves him and he sounds scottish in the film!
SkimbleShanks is a railway cat
Skimbleshanks by Lizzie Archer January 8, 2008
Used to suggest that something is particularly easy to comprehend or uncomplicated. Communicates a greater level of simplicity than its antecedent 'simple'.

Often used ironically after an especially convoluted/complex explanation of something.

Coined by Aleksandr Orlov, the meerkat of comparethemeerkat.com fame.
"A comfortable victory for Liverpool at Hull City had seen the Reds climb back to the Premier League summit, but only by virtue of goal difference. Therefore, United knew a point against European-chasing team Tottenham would be enough to send them back to the top. Simples."

- Andy Gray, Sky Sports News
Simples by the_dickie July 7, 2009

SimpleSample

a great and amazing friend who is always there for me

ily /p (unless 😳😳😳😳)
"i just haven't been feeling real good lately"
SimpleSample: "hey don't worry man i care for you :)"
SimpleSample by TheUhh October 2, 2021

skipless 

"Skipless" is a term used in the context of music albums, especially those in the hip-hop and electronic genres, to describe a cohesive and uninterrupted listening experience where the listener does not feel the need to skip any tracks. A skipless album is one where every track flows seamlessly into the next, with each song contributing to the overall narrative or vibe of the album. This term is often used as a mark of quality, indicating that the artist has crafted an album that is meant to be listened to in its entirety, rather than just a collection of individual songs.
The Greatest Idol」by Mitchie M is a SKIPLESS album. It is an absolute masterpiece.
skipless by huxtabl8 April 2, 2023
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
West Midlands slang word for rockers, bikers, greasers etc. In the late 1980s it was used by the UK music press to refer to a specific scene centered around the bands Pop Will Eat Itself and Crazyhead. The term never found favour with readers of 'the inkies' (Sounds, Melody Maker and the still extant NME) and was soon dropped. Now often used in predominantly working-class areas of the midlands and the north to mean someone who listens to rock-derived music and/or dresses in a manner that suggests they affiliate themselves with rock music of some kind.
Some grebo passed with Sabbath playing on his stereo.
The Poppies are at no. 17? God, a grebo band in the charts!
They're playing nu-metal now, bloody grebos!
grebo by cactuscat September 15, 2006
Word of the Day on August 24, 2026

TikTok Farlands

TikTok Farlands is a term to refer to videos that you see after scrolling for a long time. These videos can potentially be disturbing, or weird. Said videos can also have low likes, or low comments.
“I reached the TikTok Farlands bro
Word of the Day on August 23, 2026
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