shimpole

when you have no idea how to pole dance so you shimmy up and down a pole

that girl was such a shimpole

by Castletinii March 18, 2018

shimple

A pimple on your buttocks...when squeezed, it may expel fecal matter instead of white pus (depending on its proximity to your asshole)

I have a horrible shimple right near my upper crack - I hope my lady friend doesn't see it!

by Matta P. September 30, 2007

Shimples

A frog eating beast from new zealand.

All of the frogs feared encounters with Shimples.

by Brosef Wiener February 13, 2020

Shipole Sista

Relating to the restaurant chain Chipotle, your Shipole Sista is your close friend. You are her Shipole Sista and she yours. You have inside jokes are goofy and crazy around each other. You can always rely on your Shipole Sista for a good laugh.

Girl one "who are they?"

Girl two "that's (insert name) and (insert name), they are Shipole Sistas."

by hey_there_delilah January 29, 2022

buttpipe shitpole

Lil' Wayne, JohnTravolta, Tom Cruise, Danny Glover, Mel Gibson (FOR SURE)

"Yeah, next time I see that guy I am thinking about punching him in the choad for grabbing my girlfriend's clit through her pants...whatta buttpipe shitpole."

by Jizzcannon January 26, 2009

shimple

the pimples you get sometimes when you shave your pubic hairs.

fuck dude i got like five shimples from shaving my pubes last night! now denise is gonna think i have fuckin herpes!

by Mac Kev July 5, 2007

Shimple

When people can't say the word simple so they say shimple instead. I mean what is wrong with these people, I have heard it more than once.

Megan at badminton saying 'shimple'.

by Imogen_is_shimple July 19, 2006