skimple

scar+pimple. a scar caused by a pimple

That guys face is full of skimples

by redeyeniga May 21, 2013

skimple

masturbatory sex act involving a skimple, a real or simulated gauntlet, while dressed as a barbarian or ancestral native. skimpling's roots are in the early leather bondage subculture, where certain factions felt that the experience was not primal enough. and began wearing furs and medeival garb during play. in a legendary scene from "The Anals of Time", a metal gauntlet was anally consumed by the legendary Amanda Mc Nasty. her repeated cry of "Skimple" gave the practice a name.

as a noun: "That skimple really stretched her out!"
as a verb:"She loves a good skimple."

by gorevidal June 03, 2011

Skimples

Noun;A Woman's breasts that are far too small, almost unnoticeable to the untrained eye. They are merely skin and nipple.

This beezy shouldn't be working at Hooters, she's got some mad skimples.

by tunafist embrey January 17, 2011

Skimple (sk-ee-m-ple)

A person who has no idea what they're doing

"That person just ran a red light what a skimple (sk-ee-m-ple)"

by F1NNTH3HUM4N May 13, 2023

Skimple

Something or someone who kicks you in the face when your pooping.

The skimple would kick his face on the shitter.

by brense February 27, 2024